Sep 10, 2015
what a huge and laugahble shitshow Deflategate (or Ballghazi, or whatever the fuck you want to call it) is.
I know I’m a bajillion years behind on this opinion, but it’s still my opinion.
only somewhat relatedly, an idea that my friend came up with is that Bill Belichick is actually a lich, and that noooo one knows where his phylactery is except for Tom Coughlin. my take on it: Tom Brady, a 6th-round pick out of Michigan, sold his soul to Belichick to become one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, and when he tried to get too cocky and prove that he didn’t need Belichick, Belichick engineered his torn ACL and MCL and then went 11-5 that season with Matt Cassel.
