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2. Who is your favorite character to write for?

- Fuck, I don't know, this is hard! I think I have to go with Ozpin on this one. I tend to write him as a dork who cares about the people around him while refusing to care about himself and I just adore him 🤗

12. Do you plan your fics before you write them?

- Is "extra yes" an answer? 😅 I usually try to plan by chapter, and then by scene, and sometimes if a scene is super long I will split it up into sections (although that part usually only happens in my head lol). I don't like to start a story without knowing exactly where it's going 😅👌🏻

Pride ask game

37. Do you have any LGBT+ idols?

You know, its really funny that you’d ask that cause like, thinking about it, getting to know you, Tiger and the rest of the little cloqwork community was really my catalyst for understanding asexuality and finding myself in it. I spent so long feeling so lost whenever the topic of identity came up because nothing ever seemed to fit and there’s genuinely so little Ace representation in either the general community or media/ fandom spaces. Getting to know everyone and feeling that sense of belonging really helped me come into my own and gave me confidence in my identity for the first time in pretty much ever. 

So I guess you could say that You are all my idols ^-^’.

39. Do you have a type in partners?

ngl i still get a hint of ‘holy shit its u’ every time y’all message or reply t’ me...I just think y’all are neat

Thank you so much I’m just...oof...i didn’t think i’d be getting this much positivity/sending it back like it really does make me feel so much better ;_; i will continue to try and treat myself a little bit nicer in the coming years, but for now, giving back really does lift my spirits!

“Once upon a time, there stood a lonely tower that sheltered a lonely girl.”

This post was inspired by @baconflavoredcosplay who pointed out the parallels between Ozma saving Salem from her tower of isolation, and Ozpin locking himself up in one here.

He’s at one of the loneliest points we’ve personally seen him. 

It’s past midnight so I’m going to post! And yes, I’m making a single post for all these because I’m lazy af. fight me lol. 

Okay <3 

Preacher

Someone’s Type for @isthatanapplepipe

Summary: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

...three assholes driving

...two freezing humans

...One vamp blood drive~ 

A/N: Well I saw “cold” and “Cass” and “family” and  this is where my brain ended up :p 

Jupiter Ascending

Ineligible for @lizteph

Summary: She was angry. She'd panicked. Jupiter wouldn't deny either of these things. But maybe telling people that Caine was her date would somehow work out for the best?

A/N: It’s short, but hopefully sweet?? Idk. I hope you like it <3  

RWBY (Ozqrow) 

1. Boys With Charm (and Folly) for @supposedlyjunkoenoshima

Summary: "RENT A BOYFRIEND - CHEAP!

Are you alone this holiday season? Sick of your family asking when the hell you're going to land a date? Want to tell your mom to stuff it when she asks about grandkids? Or are you just looking forward to screwing with your friends? Well, rent me for the weekend and make those holiday dreams come true!"

"...What?" Ozpin said.

(Or, the story of how Ozpin accidentally hired Qrow as his pretend boyfriend and things don't turn out at all like he expects.)

A/N: CASS. MY ORIGINAL RECIPIENT. (I’ve been dying waiting to tell you). But yeah that means you got saddled with the long-ass fic I actually kind of planned for. Unfortunate. ALSO your prompt comes in later...  sort of?? This fic might have morphed into something I wasn’t equipped to handle in the time we had whoops my bad 

And my adopted recipients!! <3   

2. Swiping Right for @quetozcoatl

Summary: Ruby and Yang had been called a lot of things in their time: Meddlesome. Incorrigible. Too Smart For Their Own Good. Having known them since infancy, Bart really should have known better than to give them access to his new dating app 

A/N: Ngl my brain blanked on “Ruby and Yang pay matchmaker” after writing Gifts of the Fae. SO I got a little experimental with this one. Hope you enjoy the result!   

3. Written Anew for @wolfprintsinthesnow

Summary: When Ozpin invited Qrow on vacation with him, he'd honestly expected someplace... less rundown.But whatever this cabin was, it obviously meant a lot to Oz.

A/N: Okay. I  attempted ozqrow smut for you. This may have been a mistake. In fact it most assuredly was, but in true holiday spirit let’s just agree to forgive and forget, yeah? :D

4.  I’ll Meet You There in Time for @baconflavoredcosplay

Summary: Everyone knows what you’re supposed to do under a spring of mistletoe, but the story of how that tradition began is far more complex. 

(An ozqrow remix of the Norse fairy tale) 

A/N: Oz! I’m pretty much 100% sure this is not what you were picturing when you prompted “mistletoe,” but here we are lol

Phew. I think that’s it. Hopefully I didn’t fuck anything up. Hope everyone enjoys their gifts - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!