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It’s past midnight so I’m going to post! And yes, I’m making a single post for all these because I’m lazy af. fight me lol. 

Okay <3 

Preacher

Someone’s Type for @isthatanapplepipe

Summary: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

...three assholes driving

...two freezing humans

...One vamp blood drive~ 

A/N: Well I saw “cold” and “Cass” and “family” and  this is where my brain ended up :p 

Jupiter Ascending

Ineligible for @lizteph

Summary: She was angry. She'd panicked. Jupiter wouldn't deny either of these things. But maybe telling people that Caine was her date would somehow work out for the best?

A/N: It’s short, but hopefully sweet?? Idk. I hope you like it <3  

RWBY (Ozqrow) 

1. Boys With Charm (and Folly) for @supposedlyjunkoenoshima

Summary: "RENT A BOYFRIEND - CHEAP!

Are you alone this holiday season? Sick of your family asking when the hell you're going to land a date? Want to tell your mom to stuff it when she asks about grandkids? Or are you just looking forward to screwing with your friends? Well, rent me for the weekend and make those holiday dreams come true!"

"...What?" Ozpin said.

(Or, the story of how Ozpin accidentally hired Qrow as his pretend boyfriend and things don't turn out at all like he expects.)

A/N: CASS. MY ORIGINAL RECIPIENT. (I’ve been dying waiting to tell you). But yeah that means you got saddled with the long-ass fic I actually kind of planned for. Unfortunate. ALSO your prompt comes in later...  sort of?? This fic might have morphed into something I wasn’t equipped to handle in the time we had whoops my bad 

And my adopted recipients!! <3   

2. Swiping Right for @quetozcoatl

Summary: Ruby and Yang had been called a lot of things in their time: Meddlesome. Incorrigible. Too Smart For Their Own Good. Having known them since infancy, Bart really should have known better than to give them access to his new dating app 

A/N: Ngl my brain blanked on “Ruby and Yang pay matchmaker” after writing Gifts of the Fae. SO I got a little experimental with this one. Hope you enjoy the result!   

3. Written Anew for @wolfprintsinthesnow

Summary: When Ozpin invited Qrow on vacation with him, he'd honestly expected someplace... less rundown.But whatever this cabin was, it obviously meant a lot to Oz.

A/N: Okay. I  attempted ozqrow smut for you. This may have been a mistake. In fact it most assuredly was, but in true holiday spirit let’s just agree to forgive and forget, yeah? :D

4.  I’ll Meet You There in Time for @baconflavoredcosplay

Summary: Everyone knows what you’re supposed to do under a spring of mistletoe, but the story of how that tradition began is far more complex. 

(An ozqrow remix of the Norse fairy tale) 

A/N: Oz! I’m pretty much 100% sure this is not what you were picturing when you prompted “mistletoe,” but here we are lol

Phew. I think that’s it. Hopefully I didn’t fuck anything up. Hope everyone enjoys their gifts - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  

The Heist Before Christmas

Merry Christmas, @lizteph !!!

Jupiter and Caine have a really easy job to finish on Christmas Eve.

Prompt: Jupiter/Caine spy au with a happy ending.

Congrats!

@animeokaachan replied to your post “Offer letter signed, I officially start my new job on the 17th of...”

congrats and good luck!

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congrats jess!! :D this is great! sending you my best!

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Congrats !!! :D

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