Remus Lupin x fem!reader who goes out for drinks with Marlene [590 words]
A/N: based off of this post I made referencing a TikTok
CW: drunkedness, Marlene fighting the patriarchy at every given opportunity, public displays of intoxication, chaos, fluff
āYeah, weāre probably about fifteen minutes away.ā Remus spoke into the phone, his following sigh nearly vibrating the device right off of Dorcasā kitchen counter as she finished up the midnight snack she was preparing for Marleneās return. āMake that twenty.āĀ
A surprised laugh bubbled out of her. āWhy? Whatās happened?ā
āYour girlfriend decided to try parkour in the skywalk.ā He offered in monotone, though Dorcas was sure she could hear the smile in his voice.Ā
She could picture it now; the raised pedestrian sidewalk built to keep foot traffic out of the streets and the elements between busier districts, lined down the middle with concrete supports that the city obviously tried to make aesthetically pleasing yet simply looked like big grey Vās.Ā
Regardless, Dorcas could admit that they were sort of the perfect objects to parkour off of, should one be so inclined.
āDove, make her get down.ā Remus instructed, no longer speaking directly into the phone.
āI tried!ā Dorcas heard you giggle, sounding as though you might not have actually tried very hard.
āMarls, get down.ā Remus tried instead, and Dorcas could hear Marlene let out a derisive snort.
āLike Iād ever listen to a man.ā She sneered.
āAlright, well Iām leaving then.ā Remus threatened theatrically, and Dorcas could hear him take rather dramatic steps presumably away from the two of you. āBye girls!ā
āBye Rem!ā She barely heard you cackle.Ā
āMarls, Iām telling Dorcas that youāre not behaving.ā Remus warned, and Dorcas laughed at the yelp she could hear from her girlfriend.Ā
āAre there people around?ā Dorcas asked.
āOh yeah,ā Remus confirmed, pausing to offer someone a āhey, how are you?ā as they walked past, āyeah, theyāre making quite a scene- no, dove, donāt climb up after her.ā
āSheās stuck!ā
āWhat do you mean sheās stuck?ā He asked in disbelief.
āMy shoe, Moony!ā Marlene nearly wailed.Ā
āFor Christās sake.ā Remus muttered bitterly as Dorcas assumed he went to her aid - a few grunts, some cursing, and the sound of Remus heaving Marlene off of the concrete pillars.Ā
āOkay, no more climbing or jumping off of anything, okay? Can we just walk straight home please?ā Remus bargained; Dorcas could hardly hear him over your hysterical giggling.
āYouāre not the boss of me!ā Marlene cheered, eliciting even more giggles from you.Ā
āTell Marlene I told her to cut the shit.ā Dorcas offered, earning her a quiet chuckle from Remus.Ā
āDorcas says you need to cut the shit, Marlene.āĀ
āYou are such a squealer.ā Dorcas heard her grumble in response, though it sounded as though there was, indeed, no more climbing up and jumping off of things.
āAlright, so Iāll see you in about twenty minutes?ā Dorcas confirmed.
Remus hummed thoughtfully before answering. āBetter make it twenty four.āĀ
āThanks again for chaperoning them tonight, Remus.āĀ
āYeah, yeah.ā Remus grumbled good naturedly. āBut next time Tweedledee and Tweedledum wanna go out for drinks, youāre in charge of chaperoning.āĀ
āFair enough.ā She chuckled. āBut which oneās Tweedledee and which oneās Tweedledum?ā
āI know better than to answer that.ā
Dorcas let out a bark of laughter at that. āSmart man, Lupin.ā
āYeah, well- oi! Dove! Get off of her!ā
āSheās giving me a piggy-back!ā
āNo she isnāt, get down.ā Remus insisted.
āWhy?āĀ
āBecause, dove; sheās wearing six inch heels and is drunk as a- Marlene, stop running.āĀ
āOh boy.ā Dorcas sighed apologetically.Ā
āYeah.ā Remus sighed in return. āWeāll see you in twenty eight minutes.ā
And with that, the line fell silent as Dorcas put her Tweedledumās cinnamon roll in the microwave to stay warm.
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everyone knows (except them) - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 200
"Are they...?" Lily asked, eyeing the two figures sleeping on the couch, arms wrapped securely around each other.
"Don't ask," Alice rolled her eyes, ignoring the two best friends' intimate position.
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"Do they often do that?" Dorcas queried, nodding to the two boys, hand-in-hand, walking ahead of them.
"Yeah. They're very close friends," Marlene quoted with a sarcastic grin.
"Ah. Like us?" Dorcas asked, smirking and kissing her girlfriend.
"Exactly."
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"Oh, I can move so you two can-" Mary announced as Remus and Sirius returned to the common room, making to vacate the two-person couch she was occupying so they could sit together.
"No need," Peter chuckled, watching as Remus unceremoniously sat in an armchair, pulling Sirius down with him.
"Right," Mary grinned, eyeing the two boys.
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"What the fuck..?" Regulus mumbled as he walked through the Common Room, hand-in-hand with James.
His reaction was, of course, to Sirius, who was sprawled in Remus's lap, Remus carding through his hair as Sirius groaned lightly.
"Get a room, guys," James called, laughing, tugging Regulus up the stairs.
Both boys shot up on the couch, faces equally red, staring at each other.
summary: you and remus broke up. but when you get an invitation to james and lily's wedding with an 'encouraged plus one', it seems to be a race against the clock to see who can move on first. but is that really what you want?
contains: modern! no magic! au, fem!reader x remus lupin, alcohol consumption, swearing, breaking up, jealousy, romantic affection, angst??, happy ending (bc im a softie), chapters gradually get longer bc im bad at managing time, im also bad at writing dialogue soz
word count: 12.5k total
inspired by we're just making it worse by cameron avery and alexandra savior
I do not, in any way, support or endorse jk rowling.
part one : the invitation
part two : the date
part three : the rsvp
part four : the bachelorette party
part five : the rehearsal dinner
part six : the wedding
a/n: hiiii everyone ! this is my first attempt at a multi-part fic on here !! my blood, sweat, and tears went into this- but i am so excited to finally bring this to you! i hope you enjoy!!
people will complain so much about how there aren't any long wlw marauders fics but won't read my 200k horcrux hunting pandalily fic what we pretend to be rip
Sirius watches James from the stands as he takes a sip from his bottle, the break doing nothing to calm his racing heart, not whenĀ thisĀ is his view. He throws theĀ quaffleĀ between aĀ hoopĀ and he whoops and cheers so loud that James clearly hears him despite the distance and does a little trick on his broom to show off. HeĀ doesnātĀ know when or how his feelings towards his friend changed from being platonic to whatever this is, but he really hates how heĀ canātĀ tell him this. He has never kept a secret from him before, and it kills him a little inside knowing that their friendship would be destroyed if he did confess to this.Ā
āYou know, me and Dorcas are very happy together,ā Marlene says beside him.Ā
āOh, uh, good for you?āĀ SiriusĀ replies, unsure where that came from.Ā
āWhat Iām trying to say is, telling him could work out better than you think.āĀ
āTelling who what?āĀ
She rolls her eyes. āJames. Telling him about your crush might not end in disaster like youĀ probably thinkĀ it would.āĀ
āI- what? My crush- IĀ donātĀ have a crush on him.āĀ
āSirius, itās okay-āĀ
He sighs. āItāsĀ different though. YouĀ didnātĀ have anything to lose with Dorcas, you two hated each other at first. But if I tell him, I could lose my best friendĀ for good.āĀ
āYeah, that does complicate things a bit. ButĀ IāveĀ seen the way you two are together, and I know I am not the only person who sees that James is mental about you too.āĀ
āYou really think so?āĀ
āI do.āĀ
āOi, Pads!ā James shouts. āWatch this.āĀ
He does another trick on his broom, this time more daring and making Sirius snort as he almost falls off.Ā Maybe MarleneĀ is right. Would James do something so idiotic to impress him if his feelingsĀ werenātĀ reciprocated? Probably. But what if it does work out? What if theyĀ will beĀ so much happier if they are together?Ā Would it really be worth the risk?Ā
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A woman? Nay, a man. Regulus Black. Shrouded in mystery, with an even bigger penchant for them. Working with his (nuisance of a) husband to retrieve an heirloom that had been lost for decades, the pair of them may be surprised to uncover more than a pretty necklace with the power to heal a cursed Auror.
Grimmauld Place had its share of secrets, and the Noble House of Black had even more so.
And Regulus Black was drowning in them.
A House Of Black centric fic, mainly focused on Regulus Black. Mystery object hunt full of riddles, rivals and romance (the gay kind.) More information below the cut:Ā
TWS: BLACK FAMILY LEVEL TRADITION IN MARRIAGE, CHILD ABUSE, MISOGYNY, HOMOPHOBIA,Ā HEIR PRODUCTION, TRANSPHOBIA, GENDER ROLES AND STEREOTYPES, DUTY, ETC. MILD REFERENCES TO SEXUAL SCENES, NOTHING EXPLICIT. FEMINISATION OF AN FTM CHARACTER DUE TO TRANSPHOBIA. ANGST IN SOME PARTS.Ā
THIS IS A STUDY OF THE NOBLE AND MOST ANCIENT HOUSE OF BLACK AND ITS MANNERISMS. TIMELINE DELAY, REGULUS DOESNT BECOME A DEATH EATER UNTIL HEāS ABOUT 20 FOR STORYLINE PURPOSES. INTENSE GRIMMAULD PLACE STUDY.Ā Ā Ā Ā
When he was six, Regulus Black's fate was sealed the moment he pinched a cupcake from a boy two years older than him who told him he was a pretty girl. It was easy, really. A bat of his eyelashes, a twirl of his skirts. The boy was angry, of course, but they were only kids.
Regulus Black the pride and joy of the Noble and Most Ancient House Of Black. Perfect girl. The Spare, destined to be sold off to some other family in marriage whilst his brother upheld the family line. Regulus knew it was duty. Nothing but Pureblood tradition. That didn't mean he had to like it. He complied for his mother's sake.
Three years later, Regulus Black became the Noble House Of Black's Heir. Three years later, when his brother was disgraced and became the Spare. Three years later, when Regulus became the True Male Heir to the House.
Five years after that, when Regulus entered Hogwarts for the first time. Home didn't feel the same that year. The year of Sirius' departure.
Alexander Belmonte was Regulus' walking nightmare. His brother's best friend, Casanova of the Gryffindor House, Regulus' parents utter exasperation and even alleged blood traitor. It was too late by then. The deal had been sealed in blood. The bane of Regulus' existence, captain of the Lion's Quidditch team, top of his class despite being in detention more often than the common room, an utter nuisance.
And presently? Regulus' husband.
Rivals at school despite their betrothal since childhood, Regulus was certain Alexander hadn't forgiven him for stealing his cupcake all them years ago. And frankly, he hadn't forgiven Alexander for every quidditch win, for every embarrassing prank, for every disgraceful action. Well, disgraceful by pureblood standards, typical teenager behavior by others. Alexander, however, had other issues. His father, a Cursebreaker, had come into contact with a rare artifact that had cursed him, and the cure lay in an heirloom lost to the world. Well, to the world outside of Grimmauld Place. His only hope? Regulus. Arcturus. Black. Joy and delight.
Yāall I did it!! I finally finished chapter 9 of my fic!! I just have to edit and do the translations but itās finally done. This is my longest chapter yet and Iām debating splitting it into two chapters but weāll seeā¦Only one more chapter to go and then my first fic will be complete š„¹
