ok, I’ve now been on tumblr to get my shit together, and I’m now making an intro post.
THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR MY KING SALMONID OCS. (Four of which have original designs)
characters:
Coho the third —- cohozuna
Borris —- Horrorboros
Joe —- Megalodontia
DeDee —- Dunkelofurr**
Alli —- Axhead**
Tim, Timmy, Timothy —- Hydrasuar** ***
Zenevr —- Bigfry** ****
update: no longer using color. Weird glitch keeps happening when I try to color text. Will use character names in the future.
**custom king salmonid
***they are 3 different heads joined onto one body (hydra)
****leader.
character lore below the cut
Character lore
(it isn’t insane lore, will flesh out as I go)
Coho the third- (pretends too) speaks in a proper British accent. Likes eating crumpets and drinking tea. He dislikes fighting, but is not afraid to do fight. Very genuine guy, except when you ask him about his accent.
Borris- A very famous salmonid film director. Started out filming p*rn but then branched out to not p*rn. He’s chaotic and loud, and likes explosions.
Joe- genuinely a chill dude. He likes making puns. He has a New York accent. (i.e. fugedabouit). Greatly dislikes fighting, but gives hell if he fights.
DeDee- levelheaded. He’s the sniper of the group, usually picking off his targets before they even start the fight. He isn’t one to initiate conversations, but has a bunch of stories to tell if you ask him.
Alli- She is a big softy, allowing lesser salmonids to ride her ax shaped head. She sucks at aiming her harpoons, so she usually just swims on the ground or jumps.
Tim- early bird. LOUD. Loves to tell slanderous lies for the fun of it. Will frequently debate Timmy over what is true. Left head of his hydrasuar
Timmy- unintentionally loud. Just say something and he’ll quiet down, but he becomes pound again over time so there’s really no point. He is however, a dumb sweetheart, and (usually) always tells the truth. Middle head of his hydrasuar (and in control of the body)
Timothy- Night owl. He is antisocial, usually just tending to plants. He is also quiet because his voice is usually drowned out by his brothers. Is the only one of his hydrasuar that dislikes fighting (left head. Can control the body in some extreme scenarios.)
Znevr- The crazy leader. He is quick to temper and headstrong, but cares about is siblings. He is extremely intelligent, having been able to repair the octo expansion laser, and make it more deadly and energy efficient, from scraps.
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The Prophet, an Axhead, & an Ancient Edition of "Will It Float?"
The Prophet, an Axhead, & an Ancient Edition of “Will It Float?”
Forever my definition of superb late night comedy will be defined by Conan O’Brien. However, I also appreciated the comedy of David Letterman, who arguably paved the way for Conan.
One of Letterman’s segments I’ll never forget is “Will It Float?”
As you can see, it’s a pretty silly segment where absolutely nothing productive…
