AND!

Your PARENTS NAMES!!

So, like just imagine,

THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS!!

flocking to knowhere just to know their parents names!!!

They don't even want the soul stone.

Redskull: Samantha! Daughter of Karen!

Samantha: oh great! My mom's name is Karen!!??

Redskull: a soul for a-

Samantha: yea yea, whatever. Bye.

Redskull: ???

✨ = fluff , ☠️ = dark/graphic material, 🌧 = sad , 🐱 = smut

HEADCANONS:

FANGIRL [KATE BISHOP X READER] ✨

arrowhead59 meets the center of her fan fictions in person, and lives everyone’s fantasy.

Saving the boardgames and holiday headcanon prompts for later, cause I wanna write that better and I have about twenty minutes right now >>:) Steve: Makes the best eggs, in every way. Is always up at crazy early times like 5 or 6 am make a nice breakfast for the ones in the tower. Tony: Tried cooking twice, was banned from the kitchen by Pepper. Except for when he makes brownies, because somehow he can mess up every single other recipe except brownies. Beautiful dark chocolate chip brownies. Which the avengers will and have fought over. Bruce: He cooks everything pretty well, says its like a lab experiment, just in the kitchen and with different ingredient. Second best cook.

Peter: Cooks just fine but burns something 79% of the time. His speciality is making French toast, which Natasha absolutely loves. Loki: He is surprisingly good at pancakes, which everyone thought Steve would end up being good at. Other than that, everything else he makes is average but still better than most of the others. He cooks when the team is on a mission and Peter or Pietro is the only one there.

Natasha: She never cooks surprisingly, except when she is the only one left in the tower. Then she microwaves something. Bucky: Makes the best ever waffles. Like, the best. Except they never fight over it or he threatens to not make it again. And if you play a prank on him, you're not getting waffles the next time he makes it. Bucky is usually left alone during prank wars because his waffles are just too good. Clint: Has awesome crépes. Tony loves them the most. Usually makes them four times a week because he wakes up early and gets bored in the morning.

Thor: No, just no. The last time he ended up using his hammer to electrocute everything. He was never let into the kitchen again lest he tried to help by electrocuting everything again. Wanda: Cooks pretty nice eggs, not as good as Steve but since she gets up later, you can usually find her in the kitchen at 9 o'clock scrambling some eggs. Will offer to make for you if you want. -And if you play a prank on Bucky, you're not getting waffles the next time he makes it. He is usually left alone during prank wars because his waffles are just too good. Peter is the only one who can get away with pranking him because, puppy dog eyes. -Peter once caught Bruce coming upstairs from the lab holding some apparent chemical about to put it on his eggs, and freaked out, only for him to explain it was self made chili sauce. Peter ended up trying it cautiously and begging Bruce to make some for him to bring home.

-Natasha usually ends up taking the plate of French toast over to her seat and glaring at everyone who even thinks about trying to taking one. Peter just ends up making a second batch after she finished eating and leaves the table.

Peter: Mr Stark-

Tony: you don’t have to panic kiddo!..I’ve got you

Steve: Are you okay?

Tony: Steve!..Stop making this hard for me…my kid needs me!

Peter: Mr Stark…it’s just a fricking paper cut!!

Tony: what are you talking about?

Natasha: *smirks* what’s his eye colour?

Tony: The clearest cerulean of the warmest summer sky when he smiles, the cobalt of the Caribbean raging on a stormy night when he is-

Steve: Umm..what?

Tony: I meant brown

Natasha: *sly smile* Don’t ever fucking lie to my face again..

*explosions* *repulsors firing* *gunshots* *shield bouncing back into caps hands*

Peter enters the battlefield in his iron spider suit

Thanos: In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives-

Tony: Hold the fuck up!

*silence*

Tony: Peter, what are you doing here?

Peter: I'm helping you take down Thanos...*waves to thanos* Not a big fan of you purple eggplant dude...

Tony: *sighs* I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that..

Thanos: what games are you playing mortal-

Tony: Dude!.. can ya shut your trap for a second!

Peter: umm Tony?

Tony: You're not gonna fight Thanos..go to your room..

Peter: Wtf! Come on!..you need all the help you can get!

Thanos: it's gonna be of no use puny-

Steve: Sir !..could you give us a minute here..and Language kid!

Thanos: ...

Tony: Go.To.Your.Room.Peter..

Peter : But Tony-

Tony: YOUR ROOM NOW!!

Peter: *huffs*...buzzkill *swings away from battle*

Tony: *turns to thanos* Sorry you had to see that. My kid is alot like me.

Thanos: I understand completely. My kids are ruthless intergalatic assassins and sometimes fail to follow orders.

Steve: kids nowadays...

Tony: yeah...so..we were fighting yes?

Thanos: Oh of course, where are my manners..I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!

Iron man: Nice of you to join the party...I thought you'd been carried off.

Spiderman: Who, Me?.. No,come on!..I'm way to muscular for their tastes . They wouldn't know what to do with all this *flexes arm*

Iron man : They need toothpicks don't they!