Can we please have Quaritch or the other recoms trying to court na'vi reader but spider won't allow them near his adoptive mom like "y'all are not good enough for my mom and I don't want yall around her, End. Of. Discussion." also love your fics jejene hope you're havin a lovely day^^
Pairing: poly recom x y/n
A/n: Hiya my love thank you for the request š I hope you enjoy āŗļø
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Miles Quaritch
When Miles Quaritch approaches you, itās clear he planned this conversation.
Heās standing a little straighter than usual, trying to look less like a war commander and more like⦠well, a man attempting to speak to someone he likes.
āThought maybe we could talk,ā he says, voice low.
Before you can answer, a familiar human body slides directly in front of you.
Spider plants himself there like a stubborn tree root.
āNo.ā
Quaritch exhales slowly. āKid.ā
āYou are not dating my mom.ā
Quaritch pinches the bridge of his nose. āI didnāt even sayāā
āYou were about to.ā
Spider crosses his arms.
āYāall are not good enough for my mom and I donāt want you around her. End. Of. Discussion.ā
Quaritch studies him for a long moment.
Then he mutters, almost impressed, āYouāre a pain in the ass.ā
Spider nods proudly.
āCorrect.ā
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Lyle Wainfleet
Lyle Wainfleet tries a different approach.
He shows up with a small woven bracelet he traded for in the village, clearly planning to give it to you.
āHey, sweetheartāā
Spider appears instantly.
Like he teleported.
āNope.ā
Lyle blinks down at him. āWhere did you even come from?ā
āThe forest protects me,ā Spider replies flatly.
Lyle holds up the bracelet.
āItās a gift.ā
Spider squints at it suspiciously.
āBribery.ā
āItās not bribery!ā
āYouāre bribing my mom.ā
Lyle sighs heavily and pockets the bracelet again.
āYouāre making this really hard, kid.ā
Spider shrugs.
āThatās the goal.ā
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Prager
Prager decides confidence is the way to go.
He walks up beside you while youāre sorting herbs near the village.
āBeautiful day, huh?ā
Before you answer, Spider slowly turns toward him like a guard dog hearing a suspicious noise.
āā¦Why are you talking to my mom?ā
Prager blinks.
āIām being polite.ā
Spider narrows his eyes.
āYouāre flirting.ā
Prager pauses.
āā¦Maybe a little.ā
Spider points toward the forest.
āGo flirt with a tree.ā
Prager looks genuinely offended.
āIām more charming than that.ā
Spider doesnāt even hesitate.
āDebatable.ā
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Mansk
Mansk tries humor.
He crouches slightly beside you, grinning.
āYou ever notice how quiet the jungle gets when certain people leave the area?ā
Spider slowly turns toward him.
āā¦Are you saying I should leave?ā
āNot saying it,ā Mansk replies quickly. āJust implying it.ā
Spider stares at him for a long moment.
Then he sits down directly in front of you.
On purpose.
Blocking Mansk completely.
āYou may continue speaking,ā Spider says calmly.
Mansk sighs.
āYouāre the worst wingman in history.ā
Spider smiles proudly.
āThank you.ā
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Brown
Brown isnāt subtle about it.
He walks up and sits beside you on a large root, clearly intending to start a conversation.
Spider immediately sits on your other side.
Very close.
Brown glances at him.
āYou always this protective?ā
āYes.ā
Brown looks back at you.
āHe does this every time?ā
You nod apologetically.
Spider leans forward slightly.
āAlso Iām taking notes.ā
Brown frowns.
āNotes?ā
āFor when you mess up.ā
Brown mutters under his breath, āI aināt even started yet.ā
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Ja
Ja is actually nervous.
He approaches you while youāre sitting near the water and awkwardly rubs the back of his neck.
āHey, I was wondering if maybeāā
Spider suddenly drops from a tree branch behind him.
āABSOLUTELY NOT.ā
Ja nearly jumps out of his skin.
āWhere do you keep coming from?!ā
Spider points at him.
āYouāre flirting with my mom.ā
Ja glances between you and Spider helplessly.
āI wasnāt even finished talking!ā
āYou didnāt need to be.ā
Spider folds his arms again.
āDenied.ā
Ja sighs.
āIām starting to understand why everyoneās scared of you.ā
Spider nods proudly.
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Fike
Fike decides to just ignore Spider.
He walks up confidently and starts talking to you anyway.
Spider slowly steps in front of him.
Fike leans sideways to keep eye contact with you.
Spider moves sideways too.
They repeat this three times.
Finally Fike groans.
āKid, seriously?ā
Spider stares up at him.
āI can do this all day.ā
Fike sighs and walks away.
āYouāre ruthless.ā
Spider calls after him.
āCorrect.ā
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Lopez
Lopez tries the ābe nice to the kidā method.
He crouches down beside Spider.
āSo⦠hypothetically,ā Lopez says casually, āif someone wanted to treat your mom very wellāā
Spider interrupts instantly.
āYouāre not someone.ā
Lopez sighs.
āYou didnāt even let me finish.ā
āI didnāt need to.ā
Spider gestures dramatically toward you.
āShe deserves a warrior poet, not a guy who probably flirts by saying ānice spear.āā
Lopez looks offended.
āI have better lines than that.ā
Spider pauses.
āā¦Name one.ā
Lopez opens his mouth.
Then closes it again.
Spider smirks.
āExactly.ā
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