#autistic lilith

i've literally been thinking about this all day u are so right i mean separately they both have so much game. good god. but also 0 swag.

we have lilith who is being mostly accidentally rude to everyone & so profoundly touch-starved she looks thirsty even in comparison to tantalus. she has that ianthe tridentarius flair for the dramatic which is an almost inexplicably cringefail kind of drama. like just a mythically bad sense of when it's the appropriate time to do or say literally anything.

she's hot but there's absolutely no point to it because she pretty much only excels at dragging around dead things (including herself in that category) and being a Massive Fucking Problem for No Reason

meanwhile we have beatrice. the kind of person who grows up thinking that if heaven exists it's definitely just a really big library with a buffet table (in her case, this buffet table is stocked with little chocolate pudding cups and very cold water).

she knows Facts & it's lilith's problem because nothing makes beatrice happier than 1. hitting things and 2. info-dumping sotto voce & lilith is amazing at 1. being hit with things and 2. sitting there listening to beatrice talk.

so the batshit bullshit they have going on is just ridiculously compatible

but also when you put them together the Dumb Bitch language barrier is so absolute that they both end up swagless and pathetic and wet with blood but also utterly convinced that the other person has been bamboozled out of recognising their innate Badness.

bealil is incredible because it's like no they cannot talk to each other but no they don't NEED to talk to each other. these bitches are psychically linked they have history they were ex-girlfriends before they were girlfriends. beatrice is good at talking and blind to her own needs but hyper-aware of lilith's. meanwhile lilith is BAD TERRIBLE AWFUL at talking but good at listening (to beatrice, only) and again could be bleeding from the eyes and not notice but is capable of gauging with one glance how many hours of sleep beatrice has had.

I know it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

🦾 A disability headcanon

I'll go with Hunter, Lilith and Eda.

Autism and ADHD are both considered disabilities, and I headcanon Hunter and Lilith as being autistic and Eda as having ADHD.

Everything seemed to hurt her on the Boiling Isles in terms of food. Her body just couldn’t cope with anything here, seemingly.

It wasn’t that Eda didn’t know it - she did. Her and Lilith were careful with what she tried, or ate - there seemed to be very few foods that didn’t give her a reaction.