Alvin’s got a floordrobe. These aren’t all his clothes, a lot are still in the closet. These provide something fast for him to grab in case he’s running late or there’s an emergency and he’s gotta take over. (Alvin helps me a lot during storms.)

And technically it’s off the floor, I guess. It was originally a pile, but Simon made us move it because he figured the pile would keep growing unless it was somewhat contained.

ALVIN 2.0: Growing like the Tyrannosaurus Debt!

SIMON: Stop taking every opportunity to reference a Schoolhouse Rock song.

THEODORE: Neither of you ever learn. 🙄

ALVIN 2.0: The floordrobe lives!

SIMON: This is a bad idea.

Give yourself a reasonable deadline, and clean up as if your favorite character was coming over to hang out with you.

ie: How clean would you want your space to be if they were coming over.

Learn to play a trading card game and go to local tournaments

dollar store baby teethers are pretty awesome (strong + cute) chewies (chewelry) it takes a while to pop them

bonus: freeze them