#aut4aut

girl who confidently says “i don’t fucking believe you” when you tell her something very clearly true X girl who says “really? 🥺” when you tell her a blatant lie

your relationship may be aut4aut but is it hannibal "has only 3 facial expressions and one of them is just for giving will heart eyes" lecter and will "has never succeeded at a social interaction in his life and physically cannot stop himself from empathizing with the nearest serial killer" graham

my girlfriend just did a vocal impression of doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb (major special interest of mine for forever) and i have never been so attracted to a person before in my life. to be clear its not the voice its just the fact that shes taking an interest in my interests is so fucking hot i need to suck this girls dick so fucking bad yall

sure "normal" dates like picnics or candlelit dinner or watching a movie is fine. but have you ever played 'guess the sans au theme' with your boyfriend while sitting on the couch backwards screaming at the wall because you both guessed 'flowerfell sans theme' when really it was 'aftertale sans theme'