[Adventures in the Team Arrow/Flash and getting drunk in public]
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Iris: Hey, are you okay?
Felicity, very drunk, after a second of staring at her: You’re really pretty. Can I date you?
Iris, trying not to laugh: I don’t know...
Felicity: If you have girlfriend or boyfriend I respect.
Iris: Felicity, you’re my girlfriend.
Felicity: I am? Fuck yeah!
Barry laughing in the backgroud: Jesus christ...
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Oliver: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Tommy: You asked Barry if he was single.
Oliver: Yeah so? Barry is my husband.
Tommy: Yeah, well you cried when he said he wasn’t!
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Dinah, very drunk standing on a table:
Dinah, pointing to Barbara: That’s my girlfriend motherfuckers!
Barbara: Your wife honey.
Dinah: My wife? Even better!
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Cisco, very drunk, pulling back from kissing Ray: Wait no, I have a boyfriend.
Ray, his boyfriend, also very drunk: Shit, so do I! Sorry.
Team Arrow:
Team Flash:
Barry: I’m going to tell them.
Felicity: Don’t you dare!
