#asuhadley

If we were both single, I totes would have gone on a Valentine’s date with @kendallandersen! But we’re not, so I hope he has almost as much fun with @hadleyforte as I’m for suresies going to have with @spencer-thunderstrike.

This feels super random. Don’t get me wrong, I am smart, but that’s probably like the fourth most important thing about me. If you’re shipping someone older like @heath-lemon with someone my age based just on smarts, why aren’t you pairing him with @hadleyforte or @claudine--frollo instead?

Hadley Forte - daughter of Maestro Forte

Okay, first of all? Everyone’s gorgeous, so jot that down! But we’re going to go on a scale of ‘I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson’ to ‘I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them’ to ‘I’d tap that allllll the way,’ kay? And then a special category for my favorite people, @yzlachanca and @heyitsperry – you’ll see what their category is at the end!

I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson

@gastonlegume3

@cecefacilier

@lexi-la-bouff

@hadcliffe

@kazmartyn

@kovukiwa

@rilespan

@dizzy-t

@maggienottingham

@bringonethesunx

@piper-orangeboar

@claudine-frollo

I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them

@gastonthejr

@toritriton

@margotfacilier

@skylarkbell

@casperlocke

@kendallandersen

@norahotterton

I’d tap that allllll the way

@novafitzherbert

@kiara-adebowale

@abigailtremaine 

@shavnphillips

I love them so much they burn brighter than the sun

@yzlachanca

@heyitsperry

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: PASS.

sacrifice myself for: Carlos is my favorite.

kick: @hadcliffe.

take to prom: @shavnphillips or @yzlachanca.

abandon in jurassic park: @lexi-la-bouff.

push off a bridge: @claudine-frollo.

Third base can be really awkward, but Charlie does what she can to make Shorty's first time AH-MAY-ZING!