@kendallandersen:
Poems are only romantic if you’re good at writing poems – believe me, it was far cringier than cute! And I don’t know, I never found out if the pizzas were eaten or not, I just wanted to send them things! In my mind, it was like “who could hate free pizza?”, right? But what’s a murder pizza anyway? You make it sound like a very common weapon and I’m intrigued!
No, you’re super wrong! I mean, if it’s terribad don’t perform it in class where everyone can know it’s no good, but someone would still be flattered you put that much effort into it, I swear. When people say it’s the thought that counts, it applies to situations like that! Umm... I don’t know, a poisoned pizza that’s going to make you die? Hansel and Gretel followed murder breadcrumbs! Evil food is a thing.
