#asuduke

Ellie couldn’t believe she’d found herself in this position yet again. She’d bawled like a baby at the Valentine’s Dance from being alone, too, but tonight was supposed to be different. The wedding was supposed to be better, and yet watching Chad effortlessly drop a girl who adored him to go to Audrey instead, and seeing Adelaide embarking on a potentially new stage of her relationship with Jace... It was worse than usual, the feeling of loneliness that Ellie dealt with nearly everyday. Why didn’t someone just love her? She didn’t understand why it was so hard for her, especially when her siblings seemed to be breaking the Charming curse tonight and she was the one left alone on a bench in the gardens, hugging her knees and trying to reduce her sobs back to sniffles instead before someone heard her.

Are they really? I just looked up Auratube tutorials on how to make toast and found none, so you may be right - could you be persuaded to film how it’s done? So that those toast-making-novices like me can learn from your toaster setting mistakes and not suffer through eating raw bread.

Okay, no. It’s comical when I talk about how bad my cooking is, but I’m not capturing it for the whole world to see for all of time. Why don’t you do the toaster tutorial and see what you can burn instead?

Marry: @chadischarming. He’s my oldest friend, I’d probably be most prepared to figure out how to spend an entire lifetime with him. 

Sleep with: @willofnottingham. If Blake’s to be believed, he’s very good at sleepovers.

Kiss: @andalasiasduke.? He seems like the sort to use cheek kisses as greetings, more so than the others, at least.

Cuddle: @princetriton? He’s almost the last one left, but the last one is...

Kill: @fitzinmorgan. I don’t like the idea of doing it, but this is a hypothetical world, and well, he’s given the distinct impression that he’d rather die than do any of these things with anyone that isn’t @lilyofthegoth.

Finding someone else who’s as close to my equal as @andalasiasduke is has proven quite challenging, but still. He made his choice, and he certainly shouldn’t be rewarded for poor choice-making, so I cannot in good faith say I ‘ship us’ together.

I’ve already expressed my concerns about courting @leilaningata before; if @andalasiasduke continue to pursue her despite my wise council, then I must say that’s his own mistake. 

A princess who can’t even spell her own name right can’t be expected to handle a name change to a name as sophisticated as Andalasia. 

Certainly not. If @andalasiasduke were to start dating mer-girls, there are other, more interesting Triton princesses to choose from than @olivia-triton.

SEND ME ”#” FOR CELL PHONE HEADCANONS:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone:

Coffee Buddy ☕ (@andalasiasduke)

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone:

Human - The Killers 

- my muse’s last text to your muse: