So. Usually my ADHD* is like my hidden writing superpower. Hyperfocus and whatever.Ā
Sometimes, though, itās my nemesis. I want to research things for realismās sake, but either I know Iāll get so distracted in the research that Iāll get totally derailed, or I just-- donāt have the attention span to understand what I discover.
Current problem: Astronomy, or whatever you call the movement of celestial bodies, as it pertains to world-building.Ā
I once wrote a throwaway line in a BuckyNat fic, describing the moon. I was like, ok, itās gotta be like, at least half a moon, for the shadow, and Iāll have it rising so the shadow falls across the balcony. OK. No big, right? Thatās vague enough that I could be right, right?Ā
No! I got a very sweet comment from someone who was an astronomy enthusiast informing me that thereās literally never a time when the moon would do the very vague thing I described it doing, and I should consult this chart or ask someone if I wanted to describe the moon. Hereās the thing: I live on Earth, and have for my whole life, and I notice the moon with a frequency relative to how often it is relevant to me, namely how often it is either really pretty or its presence or absence makes nighttime shenanigans either possible or not, casting shadows and whatnot. Thatās the level of detail I have absorbed. And I fucked up this super basic thing? I donāt know, man. (It was a sweet comment and they were very apologetic but for real? The moon never rises at night when itās waxing, or whatever? I -- it would not have occurred to me to ask someone if that were possible. I did not know the moon had so many rules.)
To come up to my current point.Ā
I want to set a story on an inhabitable world that is the moon orbiting a gas giant. OK? Thatās my sole condition. Thatās what I got.
How long are the days? How often would the planet reflect a sun-like amount of light onto the moon? How often would the moon be on the opposite side of the planet from the sun, and therefore be extremely dark and cold? What would happen? There wouldnāt just be one 12-hourĀ ādayā and one 12-hourĀ ānightā ever at any point anywhere on that moonās surface, would there. Thereās just no way. So i could come up with all kinds of crazy explanations to give the planet any climate I wanted, but thereās no way to escape the fact that the light levels are going to be absolutely wild, and there are *going* to be insane temperature fluctuations.Ā
Thereās no way to avoid that, unless I want to just-- ignore the main condition, and make it just aesthetically have a really big planet in its skyscape.
But I donāt even know how Iād begin to work out what it would actually be like on this planet. I donāt know where to start. Itās beyond my abilities. I donāt want to just do that last thing, but I donāt think I have a choice, because Iām not capable of working out the complexities of what such a planet would really be like.
Thatās pretty humbling, I guess. I mean-- Iād think about asking someone but who do you ask? And Iām gonna have to take their answer on faith because Iām not gonna understand it.Ā
Ugh, Iām gonna be late to work, but I had to set that down before I forgot it, again, because Iāve been forgetting things a lot and itās getting old.
*or whatever the fuck it is; I got something that aināt right with me and it means Iām a lot stupider about most things than people assume Iām gonna be from how good a line I talk. I donāt know what it is and I donāt know how to fix it but the upshot is that Iām too dumb to do a lot of stuff I want to do, and sorry if itās gross and insulting to ADHD people to try to claim that label but I just donāt know what else to call it