#assert dominance

Biting can happen whenever you want it to, if you're not a slagging coward.

sleep under your own bed. the monster won't know what to do, and so will be forced to bow to your superior intellect.

Yes yes protect baby Canada but WE NEED TO WIN STOP RETALIATING

One time I was high on pain meds at school, accidentally had a Regina George moment and scared the hoes. It went down like this: I'd always sit in the front of the class, near the wall (not because I was a model student but yk it was the seat closest to the door). This one time, though, I entered the classroom and two girls were sat there. And I'm not sure what came over me but I just threw my backpack onto the table and said "That's my seat." It wasn't even intended as mean, I just said it matter-of-factly, what I don't get though is why those two girls just apologised and left