#askdjaksd

Story time now? Because I am very invested in this noodle-boy and his chompy hands.

Anon lindo~ haha, dale un golpe, ya ves que así se arreglan los aparatos(?)Hahaha ¿no? Cuando me emociono mis tags están en español uwu

OKAY SO I'M ALL MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS why am I capping I'm not that worried.

Okay so I'm all minding my own business making my late night snack of a peanut butter tortilla and I hear mice scuffling around in our walls. (we have a mice problem.) So I'm done, turn off the kitchen light walk into the DAMN BATHROOM AND A FUCKING MOUSE IS JUST FREAKING STANDING NEXT TO THE TOILET. TWO THOUGHTS RUN THROUGH MY HEAD; KILL THE DAMN MOUSE AND/OR CAPTURE IT. I guess he got stuck in the bathtub since theirs ferret food and mouse poop in there. So I'm between the hole to the closet (his escape) and he just gives me this GODDAMNED little MOUSE EYED Look he tries to freaking GO INTO THE VENT and FAILS I throw the TOILET PAPER AT HIM THINKING I CAN KILL HIM, but he jumps out being a sly little BASTARD. And I'm still in his way so we have one of those classic he moves and I move in front of him (he's to dumb to go between my legs) I stomp a few times as if to try and squish him but I realize that s a terrible idea and then I think to grab the cup BEHIND THE DAMN Mouse and then capture the bastard. WELL I'm trying to maneuver myself to get to the cups and he slips between the wall and my foot AND ME BEING THE CLUMSY IDIOT I AM I ALMOST FREAKING STEP ON HIM. HE BRUSHED MY GODDAMNED FOOT WHICH WAS THANKFULLY IN A SLIPPER BUT WHAT THE FUCK. WHY ME?!? HONESTLY JEEZ.

He was cute though.

Okay I'm done, I'm pretty... like all asjfhajfa now though. v .v /sigh