Tell me about your fur babies? - from @transman-badass
AAAHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH okokok let's start with the oldest:
Nicknames: Mr. Noodle, Dr. Boodle, Noodle-Boodle
Personality: Clingy, loves greeting new people, can sense anxiety and will cuddle you until you feel better. Food addict (he's the first one who lets me know when the food bowl is empty). ADORES pets and kisses and snuggles. Will actively boop your face until you give him a kiss. Or ten. True to orange cat form, he does not have brain cells unless it's time to refill the food bowl. Then he borrows it long enough to come get me, lead me to it, and show me it's empty before discarding said brain cell and chowing down.
Nicknames: Pip-pip, pretty girl
Personality: A cold ass bitch (but I fucking love her - she's finally started warming up to me in these last few years now that I don't have room mates and I think it's because I have poor taste in cohabitation partners.) She is a HUNTER and a SURVIVOR. Found her as a month old kitten in my car engine in 2016, and had to take the wheel off my car, pull back the wheel casing, and dig her out of the dash. She was a scraggly little thing and so tiny that I named her after the hobbit in Lord of the Rings (and also because pip meant small/seed). She's a dog person more so than a people person, because every dog I have ever had in her presence has been her insta best friend. She'll terrorize other cats but get a dog in front of her and she's in love.
Nicknames: Bobo, Bobo the fool
Personality: PETS FEIND. Biggest purr factory I've ever had. Sounds like a god damned lawn mower. Has a nightly ritual when I lay down that I MUST pet him for 10-15 minutes before I go to sleep for the night or he will lick the inside of my nose with his butt funk breath like smelling salts to wake me up. He weighs over 20lbs but is nimble AF. Likes to sit with one arm propped up on something like the dos equis commercial guy in the "most interesting man in the world" kind of pose.
Breed: Miniature Blue Heeler
Personality: Spunky, kind of an asshole to new people, WILL bite your ankles to herd you away from me (his chosen human). Loves to LEAP and JUMP and RUN!!! HATES snuggles. Tolerates kisses. Favorite pass time is barking at everything.
Nicknames: Reeses, scaredy-cat
Personality: Absolutely terrified of all new things. Got him originally from a friend to take care of on a semi-permanent basis until they could get a place of their own away from their parents that allowed pets, but they moved states so he's mine now. It took him 2 years to warm up to me, 6 months to a year to come down from on top of the dryer in the presence of my other dog, and is still terrified of Pippin who takes great joy in hiding behind a window curtain and jumping out to scare the living shit out of him when he goes down the hallway. He likes rough pets and scratches, WILL bite if you touch his tummy, and plays so rough that the other cats think he's an asshole (but tolerate him anyway).
Personality: Shy AF but the sweetest, precious baby that loves snuggles as much as Noodle. She showed up at my house one day after a trip to Texas, and I noticed she was limping. Took her to the vet to get her foot checked out cause it looked like there was a tooth sticking out of it. Turns out someone shot her in the foot and it was bone. Originally they said they'd have to amputate her leg, but after a different vet and some x-rays later, they just removed the fractured bone, and she made a full recovery with all her limbs and no complications. She is the first to greet me when I get home, and is partnered with Noodle as my writing buddy when I sit in my chair with the foot rest up to write. Noodle sits on my left side and she sits between my legs. Her favorite pass time is scratching up my door posts.
Personality: Rambunctious, food aggressive despite multiple years of showing him he doesn't have to be worried anyone will take his food, LOVES snuggles and hugs. Will actively go in for a hug if he's in your lap or you are on his level. Likes to herd cats, chew on everything, and bark at all the things. Sneaky little shit that tries to get away with digging through the trash when I'm not looking. Despite being kind of stupid, he's the only dog of the two smart enough to get out of the rain to avoid getting wet.
Hope you enjoyed my little ramble!