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to my fellow mha roleshift au and villain mic fans;

I SWEAR TO GOD, THE AU AINT DEAD, my mha hyperfixation was just on a long winded break-

“It’s not like you to be silent, Regent Yamada,” Aizawa commented. “Though I quite like the change of pace.” [...] “When I deem something no longer worth my time, Commander, I don’t put forth the effort to dismiss it,” he said at last. “The trash tends to take itself out.” “So like a Regent to forget the invisible people that work to keep the trash at bay in a palace that thinks it disappears on its own,” Aizawa replied. “Trash doesn’t remove itself, Regent Yamada. It must be systematically dealt with.” 

They're about to find out that they're not actually enemies but rather allies, and it's going to be DELICIOUS.

“If you want to take on the sole responsibility of preventing them from chasing away any and every animal in a three kilometer radius, Regent Yamada, by all means be my guest,” he said, the ice in his tone palpable even to the nobles several paces away.

“Is the Commander so incompetent in catching his prey that he must put the blame on the women of the court for enjoying their time in the out doors a little too fervently?” Yamada’s voice, though holding a polite tone, cut like a razor through the ranks of nobles around them. All of whom, Aizawa realized, were suddenly very interested in looking anywhere but at their group, but whose ears seemed to have grown three sizes to listen more closely.

One character in the polycule is aro and doesn't cohabitate, but enjoys the quality time with friends and sexual partners. Appreciates that the ace character doesn't need romance from them and will absolutely annihilate them on game night without hesitation. They are rivals with friendship benefits. They are also in charge of the scheduling and finances regarding sexual activities because they are objectively most competent (the ace character once tried to order a tentacle dildo - that was entirely too large to be useable btw - as a conversation starter rather than considering scaling back so they could actually put it to use for, uh, game play, amongst other questionable items and was immediately put on supervision when shopping.)

One of them is a genderless furry because it feels more comfortable being a critter than a person crammed into society's expectations (relatable). The ace character lets it nap in their lap as they use it as a desk for their laptop or drawing tablet. The ace character is cold natured and LOVES the body heat it provides. They (the ace) are also affectionately referred to as a lizard because they can and will be found sitting on a rock in the sun while drawing and writing things that should not be viewed in public.

One character looks like they are cold and aloof and dominant to anyone that doesn't know them, but the entire polycule knows they are so awkward they don't know how to converse in sentences longer than a few words until they feel safe and they get established as the public guard dog (they are fiercely loyal and over protective), but in private, they are absolutely made into a cuddle bug kitten and pampered. The ace character LOVES that they can pose for the cool-character reference photos and rewards them with sweet treats for enduring it without complaint.

There's one (either a new person, or one of the previously mentioned ones) that argues with the ace character about the absolute FILTHIEST ideas imaginable that leave everyone else either HIGHLY flustered or extremely excited to try it, and some of it is argued because of what SOUNDS or LOOKS enticing vs what actually works and feels good and everyone gets in on the debate and sometimes there's a charged atmosphere when the arguing turns into chaotic flirting and the ace character gets mad because NO you can't just throw out banger lines when the laptop is across the room, I can't type that fast on my phone you horny slut (affectionately exasperated) gimme a sec!

When the polycule finds out there's an internal conflict because one side is all for it, the other side is like "Uh isn't that like morally ambiguous and a little misleading?" And while they are arguing, the ace character has already made a bet with the aro character that they can land a new member before the aro character can, and the aro character is extremely competitive and they end up accidentally tag teaming some how and gaining two new people, one highly on board one a little confused how they ended up here but very enthusiastic and willing to explore.

And while the polycule is processing this information, the aro and ace characters are arguing semantics about who won the bet and one tries to say "Who can get the most partners wins" and the polycule IMMEDIATELY puts a stop to the impending orgy argument because they agree that while a big party can be fun once in a while, their schedules are too chaotic to add that many variables into the equation.

The aro character realizes THEY are in charge of scheduling and finance surrounding these things and immediately comes to their senses like "Oh yeah no that's a logistical nightmare I am NOT signing up for." And the only way they can talk the ace out of trying to do it for science anyway is reminding them too many flirtatious convos happening at once means they can't get it all down for research in the first place and the Ace reconsiders their stance almost immediately after.

Someone (not in the polycule) sets their sights on the ace character (not menacingly), but the ace misread ALL attempts to flirt with them as this person trying to help the ace character's research. Like it started out as a team up for some reason and they fall for the ace and want a physical relationship, but any attempt to convey that completely fails - even outright stating it. (I have watched this happen.)

Flirting -> Scene building help, fun banter

Confessing -> workshopping how characters respond, actual critiques given

Pinning against the wall -> OMG your eyes actually DO dilate this close!

Holding chin and tilting up to look at the other person -> Oh your eyes actually shook a little when your gaze flickered down towards my mouth and your eyelashes fluttered slightly. Kind of conveyed a hesitation like you're not certain. That's a really cool detail! I'm absolutely making that a note for blorbo #1. Do you think blorbo #2 would make an involuntary intake of breath if blorbo #1 leaned in? Oh if it was omegaverse that could be an opportunity for the pheromone factor to really heat things up-

Telling them some spicy things they want to try with them -> Ooouuu I need to tell Aro that move. I think they and genderless furry could really build on that idea.

Straight out saying it -> Oh that would be a perfect response to get blorbo XYZ to realize there's a miscommunication trope going on. But the plot device B would totally screw that confession up.

The entire time this is going on the polycule is slowly noticing this happen and watch like hawks to make sure this person doesn't overstep, but they are relieved to see they remain respectful if not completely frustrated and consistently confused by the failure to get their meaning across to the ace character and then one day one of them approaches the ace character while they are hanging out with this person, and are openly affectionate with the ace who reciprocates, and the person trying (and failing) to ask the ace out stiffens for a second and starts asking questions and finds out the ace is in a polycule and they sit there like

And I'm not sure if it would be more entertaining for this person to

Get invited into the polycule by one of the other polycule members, finds out the ace is still not fuckable territory, suffers while also being happy

Not get invited directly but has to figure out how to ask to join and the polycule don't help them, they just watch them struggle to ask the ace character, grinning evilly (they get off on it)