dick walking to the pantry to grab jar marinara like sad charlie brown

-cmondonut<3333

MDNI: I wrote this last night and aparently was a horny bitch

omg!! thank you for this question!!

in my brain i think robby takes baby jane doe in, because he won't allow her to be abandoned like he was, and then flounders because he can't take care of himself, let alone a baby! so he calls jack because jack knows everything, right? and then jack moves in to help and then they fall in love and everything is great!!!

Responding to this ask: Hi I'm wondering if I could request a sirius x reader but grumpy x sunshine BUT reader happens to be the grumpy one and sirius keeps trying to ask her out and gets rejected but it isn’t like “playing hard to get” but “hard to woo” if that makes sense but eventually the grumpy reader embraces the sunshine

A/n: So this kind of took on a life of its own, but I hope you like it. I did my best to keep the characterization in check whilst adhering the grumpy/sunshine trope. Like I said originally this is one of my favorite pairings so write so thank you so much for requesting!! (Side note! I changed my blog name/theme so I hope y'all can still find me, I was formerly Readitandshmeep)

Kisses -El

Warnings: Embarrassment, Drinking, that's all

Word count: 2205

Pairing: Sunshine!Sirius Black x Grumpy!Reader, Sirius Black x Fem!Reader

Doing Battle

You weren’t hiding. 

You were… finding your peace of mind, that’s all. 

Peace of mind was hard to come by these days, ever since Sirius Black had made you the object of his affection. 

About two months ago he had decided that he wanted you, and by god was he going to have you. You had no clue where it started, and you could only hope that it was going to end soon. 

The particular act that had driven you out onto the back porch of the Potter's house was beyond anything you’d ever experienced with Black. 

James, still unretired from his party boy persona that had ruled Gryffindor tower during his time at Hogwarts, had decided to throw a ‘small’ party. Just a little get together with his closest friends to commemorate their formative years. 

Of course, everyone who was invited was welcome to bring whoever they wished. What a wonderful idea, make sure everyone is welcome, right? Cute

What had started as a little get together quickly escalated into a full blown rager with just about every graduate and upcoming seventh year you knew.

You hadn’t even planned on going originally, James had sent you an invite. One you were admittedly surprised to receive until you remembered that his relationship with Lily meant the world to him, and being her best friend of course you’d be invited. 

When she’d called you you’d bet that she already knew you wouldn’t want to go. 

“Look, it’s going to be sooo small, don’t even sweat it!” She said

“Yeah I won’t sweat it,” you’d replied, your tone even “because I’m not going.” 

Lily sighed and you heard her bed sheets ruffle through the receiver as she flopped back onto her bed, “why not, you never get out anymore” 

“The last party you dragged me to I got accosted in the stairwell” 

“You didn’t get accosted!” She defended, “Fabian ran into you and yes, he spilled your drink, but I think you lived.” 

“I hate them.” You resigned to guerilla war tactics. 

“I don’t understand why though.” She whined. 

“Because they were rowdy and awful and I don’t understand why Sirius insists on speaking to me!” You huffed. Lily just laughed at you, her windchime like giggle coming through the phone in clear high notes. 

“He likes you, I don’t understand why you don’t see that” She says, “it’s an innocent crush, love” 

“Yeah right, nothing about them is innocent…” Silence hung in the air for a few beats, “but, if you really want me to go..” 

Lily’s squeal had you wincing as she bolted upright, “Thank you!! You won’t regret going, we’re going to have so much fun.” 

“Yeah, I bet” You sighed. 

That was how you ended up in the opulent living room of Potter manor, music blaring and people shouting. Your mood had gone from fair to spoiled and putrid within minutes of being there, especially since Lily had ditched to cozy up with James somewhere you didn’t have the stomach to look for. 

“Good evening” A familiar voice invaded your ears and shivers ran up your spine causing your shoulders to stiffen. 

You looked over your shoulder and there he was, in rare form tonight.  Long black curls tousled and falling just around his neck, a tight pink floyd t-shirt paired with wide leg jeans. He looked good, you’d be blind to say otherwise, and my god did you wish you were blind. 

Maybe if you were blind there wouldn’t be a flush crawling onto your cheeks at the sight of him. You could always blame it on the cup in your hand, maybe if the liquid were a little bit lower. 

He took a seat on the couch next to you.

“What do you want, Black?” 

He tilted his head a bit, smiling at you all too sweaty for your liking. 

“Other than you? Not much” He shrugged. 

You huffed, letting your head fall back against the couch. “Do you ever let up?” You said, staring daggers into the ceiling. 

“Unfortunately not, Sunshine!” He leaned a little closer to you and you could smell his cologne, and oddly a lot less liquor than you’d expected. 

“So, how is my favorite girl?” He flashed a smile at you when you looked his way

“You really wanna know?” You said, your head still against the back of the coach as you looked at him. He nodded, curls bouncing with him. “Awful” 

His grin dropped into a mocking pout, “now why’s that?” You threw him and incredulous look, “Why do you think?”

Sirius sighed, dramatically looking around. “Oh I don’t know, maybe because you insist on being in a bad mood all the time?” 

Your face hardens as you sit up, turning your body toward him. “Maybe I’m just in a bad mood around you? Ever think of that?” 

“I think you like starting fights with me.” He says plainly, mirroring your body language. 

“I think you like pissing me off.” You echo. 

He just smiles at you then, leaning a little closer to you putting his face right next to yours. “What can I say, you’re cute when you’re mad.” 

“You’re the worst,” You say, “You know, you might have had a chance with me. If you weren’t you” 

“Weren’t me?” He echos, cocking his head almost like a puppy. 

“Yes, if you weren’t so loud and obnoxious. If you weren’t such a player and a jackass” You say matter of factly.

He makes a little pouting noise at you, leaning back a little and taking your hands in his. “So that’s what you want, huh?” He pulls your hands to his chest and slides down onto his knees. 

A few people turned to look at the two of you as he readied himself for another embarrassing display. You rolled your eyes, looking down at the boy knelt in front of you.

“Don’t” you say. He nods at you again, smiling up at you as. You shake your head fervently, a small smile creeping onto your own face. “No, Sirius” 

He just keeps smiling and nodding until he opens his mouth, “I’ll be so good for you, if that’s what you want!! I will be so so good for you, darling!” He cries 

For just a moment you keep your eyes locked on him before you look around and what felt like a million eyes met yours. Some of them were smiling, others laughing, some just looking on with awe. 

“Best you’d ever had I promise!” He’s still staring up at you when you look back at him, but his smile fades when he realizes the small amusement behind your eyes has died. 

You rip your hands out of Sirius’ as sprint out of the room, leaving him there knelt on the carpet calling after you. 

You were furious, beyond furious. How could he embarrass you like that? Sure he’d been pursuing you but he’d never mortified you like that. 

All the times he’d crossed a room to sit next to you, or ditched his friends to walk with you at the back of the group were now eclipsed by this one thing. Admittedly he’d been starting to dissolve the barrier you’d set between the two of you, carefully chipping at the stone walls. 

When he’d knelt down you’d expected the pleas and whines, and for just a moment the thought had tugged at your heart stings. But you hadn’t expected him to turn it into a spectacle. 

Hearing yourself say it now you can’t help but think about how silly that was, naive even. This was Sirius Black, everything he did had to be a spectacle. 

You were no exception. 

So here you were, not hiding out on the back porch of Potter manor waiting for Lily to find you so you could go home. You considered giving her an earful for even bringing you, but thought better of it. She’d just wanted you to get out for once, fair enough, she’d always been the better of the two of you. Sunshine incarnate with a trusting nature to match. 

That’s why you worked, maybe that’s why subconsciously you’d thought about letting Sirius in. No he wasn’t exactly trusting, probably one of the most suspicious people you knew. Maybe sunshine incarnate was a little steep to describe his character, but he was hellbent on cheering you up. 

You bit your tongue remembering the feeling that had bloomed in your chest when you saw him, all smiles and jokes when he came to you. You’d never let anyone see it of course, as far as they knew he was the bane of your existence. 

But you could almost swear there was something in his eye that told you he knew, secretly somewhere in the head of his he knew you liked having him around. Sure, you could blame it on being wanted but that wasn’t entirely true. 

No, unfortunately Sirius had wormed his way into your psyche… and perhaps your heart. 

That was until now, when the thought of him only induced a blinding rage and near painful embarrassment in you. 

You were brought out of your thoughts by slow, creeping footsteps creaking over the old wood flooring behind you. It could have been anyone, but your intuition had never failed you before. 

“What do you want, Black?” 

Your voice was colder than he’d ever heard it. Not that he could call any of your greetings toward him warm exactly, but this one was devoid of anything other than spite. 

He said nothing, instead he slowly came to sit behind you, keeping a good distance and staring out across the gardens in front of you. 

A silence settled into the air for a few moments that felt like several minutes before Sirius spoke. 

“I shouldn’t have done that.” 

That was all he said. No empty ‘I’m sorry’s or ‘please forgive me’s. Just an admission of guilt, part of you appreciated that. But the other part of you wanted more, so you let the silence coat the air again. 

“Look, I know you don’t like me, or at least you pretend not to, but I don’t mean to embarrass you.” He says, turning to look at you. 

You shoot him a harsh glare, the anger you’d felt rising once again in the back of your throat.

“What exactly did you think was going to happen when you got on your knees and screamed at the top of your lungs?” The words spit from your tongue like venom, maybe if they burned him just a little he’d see that his actions do have consequences. 

Sirius just sighed and dropped his head into his hands, running his fingers through his hair. His sigh turned into to something like a groan. 

“I don’t know, I don’t think when I’m around you” He says quietly. 

“What’s that?” You say, incredulously. 

He lifts his head and looks at you once more, his expression is exasperated and border line annoyed. 

“I said; I don’t think much when i’m around you” 

For a moment the two of you just stare at one another, until… you laugh. Not just laugh, not like the little chuckles you’d let out when someone would tell a good joke. A full bodied, honest to god cackle. 

Sirius can’t help but smile watching you double over like a mad woman. He stared at you profile as you took a deep breath, a smile gracing your features. 

“So that’s what that was?” You turn to look at him, taking in the soft smile and look of adoration he wears, “A lack of thought?” 

“Yeah” 

You hum, looking away from him. “I don’t hate you.” You say, still looking out over the garden, “I’ve tried but I think it’s impossible.” 

It’s Sirius’s turn to laugh, not as hard as you but something little more than a scoff. “Trust me it’s not” He employs. 

“I guess it is for me.” When you meet his gaze he’s no longer smiling, but that thing behind his eyes that reads like adoration is still there. Something you suppose everyone else could see but you up until now. 

You don’t entirely understand what came over you next, but you do know that it was one of the best decisions you’d ever made. 

You always said that sunny weather was not the default, that rain and sunshine operated in a battle for control. Either one winning or losing everyday. But in that moment when you leaned forward and kissed Sirius Black for the first time your world view shifted a little. 

Perhaps it wasn’t about control after all. Maybe some days the storm clouds parted and dissipated to allow the sun to shine through to nourish the plants and heat the ground, so the children could play and the laundry on the line could dry. And perhaps other days the sun relented to the clouds, allowing them to water the earth and create cozy days where loved ones gathered together around warm fires. 

Perhaps everything existed in a balance, perhaps that’s why opposites attract. 

hi, ask from 2020. good to see you again. answering on mobile so who knows how this will go

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i'll come back to this. i never bookmark anything for some reason ? if you wrote one of these fics and want me to link you lmk 🙏

Hey!

I have loved diving into those folder names cause Sangwoo is hilarious with the way he names them and it’s so on brand for him. So I’m glad you found them amusing too!

I checked the scene you asked about…

So basically when Jaeyoung messaged him Sangwoo had him saved as 재영이 형, which is Jaeyoungi hyung.

So not only did he change the contact on his phone to “hyung” but he also used the form Jaeyoungi (or Jaeyoungie depending on the transcription) which is a way to fondly call someone you like/love or are close with.

It’s used a lot when people are close, they add the 이 (i, sometimes transcribed as ie) at the end of the name, sometimes 아 (a), depending on the name itself… it’s also something parents do with their kid’s name etc. So basically a very fond way of calling someone.

the color scheme, the background, the icon (soo gorgeous btw, I adore it), the title...all of it is just wonderful

(also my judgement may be biased cause of the icon but it gives me big Renee vibes)

asfkshdjaja thank you omg i’m gonna cry. the icon is indeed renee, brought to you by my bestie @redskiesandsailboats (her art is amazing you should go check out all of her work if you haven’t already)

anyways i’m in love with you now