omg i love your ladylike high school hc's! what are your buzzfeed high ships and what's one headcanon you have for them??
thank you mauricio i fucking love u
zugene - they are slow burn. the slowest fucking burn. itās ugly how slow of a burn it is. keith and ned have to fucking force them together. but when they do get together (at a school dance, of all fucking places) they are a gross pda couple. so in love. itās nasty.
ned/ariel - they areā¦.. literally so cute. okay so ned carries all of arielās books around and ariel hasĀ āmrs. fulmerā doodled in the margins of her notebooks and one day ned sees it while holding her chem book and actually cries thinkingĀ āfuck im gonna marry that girl one day.ā
standrew - okay these boys are so fucking cute and it warms my heart. every friday is their date night and they take each other to their fave restaurants⦠of course theyāre a lil poor so itās not always the fanciest establishment but you better bet for their year anniversary in sophomore year (bc yeah they started dating in freshman yearā¦.. fight me on it) they go all fucking out.
becky/keith - they grew up together, their moms are on the pta together, and they would always play like ninja warrior dragon fighters as children. (keith was always a dragon who hoarded food and becky was a ninja warrior fighter who always wore a morph suit.)
ashtel - ashly works at a fast food restaurant and chantel always comes in to hang with her after her shift. she wonāt order any fast food but she has to order something to hang around so she orders one coffee and sits in her corner with her book until ash is ready to leave. all of ashlyās coworkers just think her girlfriend is weirdly coffee-addicted.
shyan - their first date, is, of course, to a scary movie. ryan tries to do the yawn and stretch thing within the first ten minutes but heās too short so he fails. this causes shane to die of laughter, cackling for a good ten minutes, patrons sitting around them shushing them and ryan trying to ask satan to open the ground and swallow him up.
and this one is a bonus bc no one but me ships them but. after seeing this video. i canāt not.
bonus: jen/kelsey (jelsey) - one day jen finds kelsey drunkenly crying at eugeneās party (fucking everyone is there - drama kids, band kids, cheerleaders, science geeks, etc. everyone.) and she sits down next to her, quiet for a while, and is likeĀ āyou okay??ā and kelsey puts on a big drunken kelsey smile and is likeĀ āyep!! perfectly fine, just unlovable and intolerable, but what else is new.ā and then she starts crying again bc she doesnāt have a prom date and itās a month away and she doesnāt want to ask eugene to go to another dance with her bc heās dating zach and -Ā āiāll go with you.ā kelsey laughs, and then stutters when jen looks serious. āwait, fuck you, seriously?āĀ āyeah. iām not dating anyone and youāre really cool, kelsey. i mean, if you want to go with me -Ā āĀ āiāll go if you want to.ā āuh, yeah, iād like that.ā long story short they decide to go asĀ āfriendsā and then asĀ āfriends with benefitsā and then another girl asks jen to dance at prom and kelsey gets jealous and they end upĀ āgirlfriends.ā