omg i love your ladylike high school hc's! what are your buzzfeed high ships and what's one headcanon you have for them??
thank you mauricio i fucking love u
zugene - they are slow burn. the slowest fucking burn. itâs ugly how slow of a burn it is. keith and ned have to fucking force them together. but when they do get together (at a school dance, of all fucking places) they are a gross pda couple. so in love. itâs nasty.
ned/ariel - they areâŠ.. literally so cute. okay so ned carries all of arielâs books around and ariel has âmrs. fulmerâ doodled in the margins of her notebooks and one day ned sees it while holding her chem book and actually cries thinking âfuck im gonna marry that girl one day.â
standrew - okay these boys are so fucking cute and it warms my heart. every friday is their date night and they take each other to their fave restaurants⊠of course theyâre a lil poor so itâs not always the fanciest establishment but you better bet for their year anniversary in sophomore year (bc yeah they started dating in freshman yearâŠ.. fight me on it) they go all fucking out.
becky/keith - they grew up together, their moms are on the pta together, and they would always play like ninja warrior dragon fighters as children. (keith was always a dragon who hoarded food and becky was a ninja warrior fighter who always wore a morph suit.)
ashtel - ashly works at a fast food restaurant and chantel always comes in to hang with her after her shift. she wonât order any fast food but she has to order something to hang around so she orders one coffee and sits in her corner with her book until ash is ready to leave. all of ashlyâs coworkers just think her girlfriend is weirdly coffee-addicted.
shyan - their first date, is, of course, to a scary movie. ryan tries to do the yawn and stretch thing within the first ten minutes but heâs too short so he fails. this causes shane to die of laughter, cackling for a good ten minutes, patrons sitting around them shushing them and ryan trying to ask satan to open the ground and swallow him up.
and this one is a bonus bc no one but me ships them but. after seeing this video. i canât not.
bonus: jen/kelsey (jelsey) - one day jen finds kelsey drunkenly crying at eugeneâs party (fucking everyone is there - drama kids, band kids, cheerleaders, science geeks, etc. everyone.) and she sits down next to her, quiet for a while, and is like âyou okay??â and kelsey puts on a big drunken kelsey smile and is like âyep!! perfectly fine, just unlovable and intolerable, but what else is new.â and then she starts crying again bc she doesnât have a prom date and itâs a month away and she doesnât want to ask eugene to go to another dance with her bc heâs dating zach and - âiâll go with you.â kelsey laughs, and then stutters when jen looks serious. âwait, fuck you, seriously?â âyeah. iâm not dating anyone and youâre really cool, kelsey. i mean, if you want to go with me - â âiâll go if you want to.â âuh, yeah, iâd like that.â long story short they decide to go as âfriendsâ and then as âfriends with benefitsâ and then another girl asks jen to dance at prom and kelsey gets jealous and they end up âgirlfriends.â