#buzzfeed high

sure do!

valentine’s day is a hoppin time for the bfh kids! there’s a lot of way to express your love to your sweetie

for example, you can hire keith and his band to sing to them 

(they can only do showtunes and rock though so maybe consider that first)

the cheerleaders will make you a card for your sweetie

(it will be covered in glitter, via freddie, ripped, via jen, have poetry inside it, via chanti, stuffed into the wrong sized envelope, by devin, and s.w.a.k. by kristin)

sara will paint a portrait of your love

(in abstract)

ashly will help you write a poem for them!

(no… not like that. no, you’re doing it wrong. ugh, never mind, just let ashly do it.)

ned will help you declare your love. 

(he will actually most likely just talk about his girlfriend the whole time so maybe don’t)

steven and andrew will help you bake for them!

(just kidding, they’ll make out the whole time and burn your muffins)

(adam can’t help much either. sorry.)

(although he will have been standing there quietly the whole time and is beginning to freak you out.)

(moving on.)

zach will help you plan a romantic date!

(his first date idea: the pet store!)

(he gets distracted by the cats)

(he forgets all about you oops)

eugene, curly, and jazzmyn will help you get your gay on

(just kidding they’re all cynical af)

niki and garrett will help you plan a surprise trip!

(after they bicker about where you’ll go, what you should wear, where you would stay, and what you’ll bring.)

shane and ryan can… i have no idea what they can do. help you find a love ghost?

(no, shane would shoot down that idea immediately. maybe rent you a horror movie? i got nothing and i don’t think they’d be much help anyway)

and hey, if you’re single, kelsey will get you drunk!

(there’s no stipulations on this one, she’ll just get you drunk.)

overall, valentine’s day is a day for love. and all these dumb idiots love each other whether they want to admit it or not.

you got it!! it’s gonna be p general with ashtel at the end <3

okay so for their Big Senior Year trip, they decide to go…. to disneyland

it’s fucking wild. everyone goes nuts. they all scramble to get their shit together and they all get on the plane.

zach for sure pukes on the plane

so anyway they all go to disneyland and that’s were things… go off

zack and justin immediately go find gaston and hang out with him for like thirty minutes

the try guys fucking book it to splash mountain

devin, kristin, and freddie run off to find princesses

jen and kelsey, meanwhile, go to the nearest place to get alcohol, followed closely by adam, steven, and andrew who are all going for the food

ella, quinta, and sara immediately go to take a selfie in front of the magic kingdom

ryan and shane head off towards haunted mansion

jared, curly, and jazzmyn go off to find aladdin aka the gayest person in the park

niki and garrett head for space mountain

and that leaves ashly and chantel, who are very excited to have a good ass date in disneyland!!!

they have a dinner at the napa rose

they take the mark twain riverboat

they walk down main street at dusk

then they watch the fireworks and hold hands in the moonlight

ashly tells chantel she loves her

chantel cries and says it back

that’s okay i love all my anons! and sure buddy i love those good kids

jen is always bouncing off the walls (and can also get steven to that point where he’s also off the walls) and steven is usually pretty chill so it’s a v opposites attract kind of love

two badass hufflepuffs in best friend love

they love going on double dates together with their s.o.s

steven definitely takes jen to church every time she stays over saturday into sunday

once did spend the day handcuffed together and that was fun

steven is kind of jen’s voice of reason so when she does crazy shit he gets the pleasure of talking her down, especially if she’s involved in one of kelsey’s crazy schemes

jen has fought people for steven or at least threatened to bc shes a spitfire

they both take great pride in their hair and will stop and fix it no matter what they’re doing and thankfully the other one understands

steven goes to cheer on jen at every cheering competition and she helps him cook for the cooking club

they watch a lot of cheesy movies, that’s their thing

they’ve watched the room, the bee movie, and paul blart so much

they have so many inside jokes it’s basically their own language

they love each other lots bffs for life

oof me too im love my boys. these are gonna be short bc i talk a lot about them but i’ll try!

eugene

eugene is really close with kelsey and quinta!!!

he’s also really close with the gsa

he loves introducing the boys and all of his friends to korean foods and culture

he helps steven and andrew do a whole week of korean food in their club

he loves his dance team and would die for them

you would think he’s like. really into social media. but he has an instagram and that’s it and he touches it once a month maybe.

lets kelsey beat his face on the reg and always looks flawless

zach

also really close to kelsey!! also to ella!

definitely has the little happy face tattoo on his butt in this canon

lets sara paint his nails bc he loves that shit

owns about a million pieces of cat clothing (including hats and sweaters and even shoes)

his class ring is eugene’s birthstone but he tells no one

eugene knows and cries about it

almost always wears swim tops bc he’s uncomf with the chest hair

keith

closest with chris reinacher!!!! but of course everyone loves him!

has a customized bobble-head recreation of himself and no one knows why

lets his friends send him selfies so he can give them huge compliments/pep talks (this includes nudes/semi nudes bc keith don’t care)

sings ridiculously loudly all the time no matter the situation

LOVES to say “why would you say something…. so controversial and yet so brave?” (i mentioned that earlier but i can’t stress it enough)

wears the color blue every fucking day of his life this cannot be defeated

ned

he’s p close with ariel (obviously) and zach & justin!

the moment he said “my favorite color is red bc it rhymes with ned” it became his Phrase and every time he says something stupid eugene just. repeats.

he definitely wears soccer socks and khakis tucked into them

cries at the drop of the hat also loves puppies and definitely has bean running around somewhere

he’s the most rational and level-headed of the bunch but as soon as anyone says they’re doing something “for love” it all goes out the window

he always has water bottles for everyone. just extra water bottles on hand. always be prepared, boys.

thank you!!! yeah i can give you a few but not a lot tho bc i talk about them a lot

definitely know each other’s families and call each other’s moms “mom” and dads “dad”

compare each other to famous bros throughout history all the time. ac slater and zach morris, phineas and ferb, the teenage mutant ninja turtles

one time they accidentally included king james i and george villers and curly had to be like “…. babies….. no………”

know how to perfectly imitate each other

constantly challenge each other’s significant others to who knows them best (zach and justin always, always win this game)

can dare each other into almost anything…. justin once shaves his head and zach went skydiving

also once got matching manicures on a dare

nap together and casually cuddle

planning to join the same frat at the same college in the future

kings of pranks, definitely orchestrate the senior prank

workout together all the time. gymbros.

often have matching bruises and no one is even phased at this point

that feeling is valid binch!!!!! im love one queen!!! (and haha she leaving buzzfeed who never heard of it not in this au sweaty :-))

lives and dies by the words of her friends. a decision is not made without first going through quinta, sara, and ella.

wears anything from comfy sweats to a crop top and beret

would probably die for taylor swift

lives for water park dates!

cries at romcom movies all the time

organizes all the sleepovers and movie nights and group costumes

also holds study groups and helps everyone study for their worst classes

packs her lunch every day

calls herself messy organized

lets sara doodle on her while she talks to ella and quinta

is definitely on the debate team

vagueposts on tumblr and finsta, not shady just emo

oh llanon u came to the right place

we all know. we ALL know that chanti is posh. first. fucking. off. at first she wants to be scary but everyone looks at each other and freddie just whispers “luxury” and chantel is like, okay, i get it, im posh.

freddie is scary as is right and just. she wants to wear the high heeled boots and the leopard print suit!!!!

kristin wants to be ginger bc she’s kind of the catch all of the group and that’s kristin’s Shit. plus we all know she’s for that red hair.

there’s a lot of debate about the last two spice girls but it ends up devin goes as baby and jen goes as sporty. it’s funny bc devin is the tallest of the group and jen is lowkey lazy af but it’s fine we do what we want here at bfh.

eugene and curly are so excited they nearly pass out

they look killer.