1. Who says the ‘the floor is lava’ and the other always jumps up on something? Historia does this all the time just to watch Armin panic. He usually jumps just because she’s yelling, but he eventually plays along and scrambles onto something and she just thinks it’s adorable. It’s less adorable when he jumps on her in an effort to foil her plans and they end up in a heap on the floor. 2. Who makes the other laugh so the beverage that they are drinking comes out of their nose? While Armin is the one that makes Historia laugh more often (see question below,) she’s the one that’s gotten him to this point before. It’s because Historia’s sense of humor is more understated, all muttered sarcasm and perfectly timed inappropriate comments, and she tends to spring jokes on him at really inopportune moments, such as when he’s trying to take a drink of something. And she felt really bad when it happened, but overall it’s one of their favorite stories to share. 3. Who can make the other laugh without even trying? Armin. He’s just so cheerful and genuinely funny that he can make Historia laugh in even the darkest of times. 4. Who stresses out about everything? And who has to calm the other person down? BOTH! They’re both so prone to stressing out, the littler perfectionists. But it’s nice that they’re both like this so they know how to see the signs in each other, as well as how to calm the other down and how to alleviate the stress. For Armin, it’s blanket forts, tea, and reading. For Historia, it’s bubble baths, ice cream, and gentle love songs. 5. Who gets super competitive during Mario Kart? Historia, and it’s terrifying. Armin has written actually strategy plans to try to out-play her, but it never works due to her sheer will to win. 6. Would they leave the party early? Or stay all night to party? They would stay a respectable amount of time, then go home and cuddle because they are both more introverted and need their alone time. But they’d never leave too early, cause they do like to have fun. 7. How do they celebrate their one year anniversary of being married? They would take a road trip to the ocean and spend the week there together, enjoying each other’s company and celebrating the greatest day of their lives. Expect the cutest car ride playlists, all the sea-side cuddles, and the most cavity-inducing Instagram posts.8. Who accidentally puts on the other person’s shoes to help bring the groceries in and now they are trying not to trip? They’ve probably both done it, but this sounds like something Armin would do more often. 9. Who carries the other to bed when the other person is sick? Armin has carried Historia bridal style, with her complaining that she’s not an invalid and can walk herself, a handful of times. He has taken her out of official meetings in this manor and she will refuse to talk to him for an hour or two afterwards. On the other hand, Historia has tried to carry Armin, and cannot so she therefore settles with threatening to physically drag him to bed if he doesn’t go willingly. This happened once, and the threat is now real so Armin tends to listen to her, or will just avoid it all together and admit he’s sick like a good boy. 10. Who loves to wear the other person’s clothes? Historia! Armin has a lot of sweaters and jackets that she loves to curl up in because they’re just too big for her and they smell like him.
