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Halt: I'm a reverse necromancer. Arald: Isn't that just killing people? Halt: Ah, technicality.

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy* Gilan:Ā So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing? Will:Ā No, Gilan. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Gilan:Ā No, thatās not part of itā Will:Ā Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? Arald:Ā I would want to live with no legs. Will:Ā How about no arms? Gilan:Ā All right, well, lets get back to it. āCause youāre losing him. Will:Ā *pumps frantically* Gilan:Ā Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. Will:Ā Okay, thatās uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? Crowley:Ā Howās that gonna help you? Will:Ā I will divide and then count to it. Crowley:Ā Right. Gilan:Ā Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of āStaying Aliveā by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Will:Ā Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
rangerās apprentice characters as customers i have served
[endearingly, pt. 2/2]
HALT I am terrified to serve. He looks aggressive and high-maintenance. I try to plan stuff in such a manner that I donāt have to serve him but my boss doesnāt fall for it and leaves it up to me regardless. Turns out, he is really nice, very patient and kind and tips well.Ā
CROWLEY has āexperience in servingā and decides to āhelp meā by stacking the plates etc. I take them, thank him, and turn around to try and stack them differently on my card so I can work more efficiently. He doesnāt notice. PAULINE does. I think she told Crowley off, because he doesnāt do it during the next course. Still, heās extremely helpful (genuinely this time), because he tells everyone to hand me the stuff I canāt reach. It really does make everything easier for me.Ā
Sometimes, PAULINE and SANDRA will come together, usually straight from work. Sandra was there during my first day already, like literally the first day, I hadnāt even been hired yet and my boss introduced me to her as āthe new employeeā. Big stress but sheās literally the sweetest. Itās very busy one night, so I decide not to prioritise them because at least they wonāt yell at me. I apologise constantly for taking so long but they donāt mind, theyāre really kind and I get them some extra drinks. Sandra once crocheted me a heart keychain. Pauline talks with me about European politics.Ā Ā Ā
ARALD has trouble picking a topping for his icecream dessert. Finally, he picks one. I put the order in and charge him for the one topping. I ask my boss to give him the other topping as well. When I serve him his dessert, he looks like the happiest man in the world.Ā
BERRIGAN and FARRELL come together occasionally. They donāt interact much with me - obviously this is just their standard night out with good food and good company. They gossip and have lots of fun without disturbing other guests.Ā
PRITCHARD is also a regular. Heās old, though, not very mobile anymore and very forgetful. He knows me and remembers me but is constantly surprised I can āanticipateā his order (he orders the same thing each week). We have the exact same conversation each week, but itās okay because heās also always equally excited. When I serve him his second drink and go get his food, he raises his glass at me and tells me heāll ātoasts to [me]ā. When I went out at the restaurant with own family, I went to say hi to him. He didnāt remember me. I havenāt seen him in a few weeks and just hope heās okay.Ā
DAVID and DUNCAN called to make a reservation for late at night and apparently asked my boss if I was working. She says yes, but itās a quiet night and Iāve had a long day before work, so Iāll probably be gone by the time they come. So they decide to come earlier???? We talk for a few minutes. I remember their faces obviously but thatās about it. I honestly even forgot they knew my name. One of them says āRosalie knows what we like, we donāt need to order itā and so I panic because Iām tired and a little forgetful sometimes and absolutely do not know what they like. The other laughs and still repeats the order thank goodness, my boss helps me remember the rest when I send the order to the kitchen. They make some bad serverās jokes but itās in good faith so I donāt mind. They remember my whole ordeal with getting a driverās licence and ask how thatās been going. I still leave early but not without going back in to tell them goodbye.Ā
The Early Years: Arald & Rodney
Arald: It's been tough year.
Halt:
Halt: It's January the 5th.

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