#apeollo

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GODDESS MOTHER OF WAR, DEATH & RULER OF PARADISE.

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You want to know why I will never pray to the fucking monotheistic-entitled Abrahamic deity of Jewish/Christian/Islamic/whatever fucking else ever again?!?

BECAUSE IT IS THE NEXT LEVEL DEFINITION OF BEING A PHILOSOPHICAL FUCKING PUSSY.

You know what the abrapussies believe started everything?!? Fucking Yahweh/Hova or whatever he wants to be called was just sitting in some deep as shit fucking water (this is real shit, look at the first page of bible studies factsdammit) and said, “you know what, let’s make a universe of lesser sentient beings to have my metaphysical dick sucked.” So he can say this shit and the universe is just him and some mixed up crap. It’s easy, “God” just catches you soul wherever the fuck your shattered soul/mind/consciousness goes and assigns you a place based on his inexplicable mood which can be based on some rapidly aging trussed up socially tyrannical incel who we are forced to admit has more in common with this cookoo metaphysical tyrant than we would like to admit. The universe is its own self assured fucking safety net. Fucking sure.

Take a look at that and compare that with the truly realistic panicky clusterfuck that is the origin story of the Hellenic “Pagan gods.” The outright absurdism of nobody having any goddamn clue what the fuck came before Gaia, who is dead set against the relatively most rational guy of the literal third generation of actual conscious entities in what is understood as all existence, is an undeniably self-evident fact. Like, she’s the closest thing to an actual moral center of fucking anything the “universe” will ever get, and she is officially declaring any semblance of law or order of the factdamn window by dreaming up a lovecraftian magma-animal-continent-rapist (I forget what the thing was actually called) to shoot out of her figurative-tectonic-plate-vajayjay at whatever fast enough speed to freak out an apparent WMD of a being and his supposed-power-equivalent siblings into running the first chance they get.

So yeah, reality as a concept was fucked to the core of its fucking self at this point. But do you know who managed to make there fucking concept undeniable in the face of all this and actually be the one most likely responsible for reality in the Hellenistic sense actually making sense again by whatever fucjing sense that makes despite the concept of absurdism bring absolutely confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HEPH. FUCKING. PHEASTUS.

(AND YES, I AM COUNTING HIM AS BRING PART OF THE LATER TITANOMACHY AGAINST THE MAGMA-CONTINENT RAPIST, BECAUSE HOW FUCKING ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN HIM MAKING PANDORA FOR EARLY MAN. THATS HOW YOU KNOOOOW THAT HELLENISTIC BELIEFS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MORE ACCURATE AT LEAST AS A RELATABLE CONCEPT. BECAUSE LIKE TUCKER MAX OF ALL PEOPLE FUCKING SAID, REALITY DOESNT OWE YOU ANYTHING LIKE FUCKING SENSE.)

This guy was literally disowned by his shitty imperialist/fascist dieties of parent in favor of his lunatical-sociopathic twin brother, whether right out of the womb or as soon as he disagreed with his super-in-charge-of-everything-like-some-other-inherently-irrational father. The point is, did the let his now established separation from the gods by actual deformities which could easily be traced back to said shitty parents, decide the fucked up fate of everything?!?!?

FUCK. NO.

Instead, he literally invented the ideas of smithing, or making something that just is into something MORE, HOLY SHIT. AND BE USED THAT VERY CONCEPT TO FORCE SPARKS OF FIRE TOGETHER INTO THE. NEW. FORCE. OF. FUCKING. ELECTRICY?!?!?! WHICH IS EVEN. ORE I PRESSIVE WHEN YOU THINK OF WHERE HE MUST GAVE GOTTEN THE MATERIALS FOR THAT NECESSARY ANVIL. HE FORGED/MOLDED IT OUT OF HIS FUCKING MONTROUS HANDS IM FUCKING SURE OF IT.

And. Only. Then. Did he proceed to make sure everyone had the tools (Zeus’s bolts, Posideons’s Trident, etc.,). Only once he broke the existential fuckiness of reality itself out of sheer force itself.

Look, I’m going to be comparing Midoriya Izuku to him somehow, I’m sure, but right now I need sleep. The point is;

IF THE UNIVERSE HAD A FUCKING CONCEPT OF WHAT A HERO IS, ITS FUCKING HEPHAESTUS.

A P O L L O

greek god of music, prophecy, healing, the sun and light, and poetry