#hypnotized guys

“Hello, Sir. I’m reaching out on behalf of my owner, [NAME REDACTED]. He enjoyed meeting you at last week’s event. He looks forward to building a professional relationship with you in the future, not only because of your impressive accomplishments in the [REDACTED] industry, but also because it’s clear that you are a superior alpha male—something you and my owner have in common.

With that in mind, my owner would like to offer my services to you and your estate—free of charge, indefinitely.

If I may speak openly, I am eager to serve you. You hold a lot of the qualities that I’ve been programmed to admire about my Master. It would be a delight and honor to provide you with elite levels of servitude, respect, and pleasure.

Please let me know if you are interested in discussing the matter further.

Sincerely,

I’m always tempted to let my new pups sleep in my bed with me. It’s one of my favorite parts of pup ownership…

“Hey, sport. Mind following me to my office? I’ve got a surprise waiting for you.”

“Sure thing, boss. Lemme guess… Another product you need me to test?”

“Not quite. See for yourself.”

“Uh oh. I bet it’s another— oh my goodness. Is that—?”

“Yup. That’s Todd. Your former high school crush. You’ve mentioned him a few times—it was pretty easy to track him down. I mean look at this body. He’s hard to miss.”

“And he’s—?”

“Completely mind-fucked with our deepest hypno-training methods. Now he’s obsessed with making you happy, obeying you, worshipping you…the essentials. In short, he’s your pleasure slave. You can keep him, sell him, whatever you like.”

“Boss. Thank you so much. This is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me. I don’t even know what to say.”

“You’ve earned it, sport. Ever since you started working here, our operations have grown tremendously. You got a knack for this stuff. Which is why I’m also promoting you to Head of Slave Recruitment.”

“Boss! What?! You’ve gotta be joking! This is… this is amazing.”

“Congratulations, bud. You’ve earned it. Let it sink in. I’m going to give you and your new toy some free time to celebrate. Enjoy yourself. That’s an order!”