#anyways…..

FULFILLING MY DELUSIONS……THEY DID THIS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMGOMGOMNGGGGGG

and the caption!?!???: "Yesterday, the day Thanos and Ali met personally again."

HOLD AWN!?!??? 🥺 SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’VE MET BEFORE!?!??? 🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART 🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖

Mason

he came over SOOO SLUTTY freshly groomed hair, crisp white v neck so his whore victorian boy collar bones can pop out. don’t even get me started on his rock hard tits from the attention (and probably fear/intimidation)

your honor I’m in love with him

that got me wondering in what ways would Roman try and seduce you? besides annoying you to the point of being mean to him, hitting him, taking him for all he’s got, yk the usual.

paw off......🩷🩷omg....🩷that is so cute....he DOES paw off

i imagine that sometimes he's just lovey dovey clinging, biting your shoulder and drooling on you while you fix your coffee in the mornings, and you'll occasionally turn around and kiss him just to hear him whimper...and then you just feel the urge to kinda claim ur dominance. shock him a little, reach down to feel if he’s hard — getting there! he always takes a while to catch up, because it’s always just a game of catch up, a matter of time. when he’s cute, he’s adorable; when he’s annoying, he tends to be the most destructive, horrible, world-ending, democracy-ruining creature ever made.

i also like the idea of you chilling in sweatpants and a sweatshirt or something cozy and unremarkable, watching tv or a movie, and him walking in wearing theeeee sluuuuttiest outfit ever, hair gel washed out. like, ‘slutty’ meaning either a button-up with the sleeves rolled up and slacks and a belt and nice shoes and the full corporate fit like specifically THIS night (s4e7 ‘tailgate party’) ↓↓

or just a white v-neck undershirt like you mentioned and some genuine tighty-whities that are just calvin klein briefs. maybe navy blue or dark red ones if he’s feeling fancy. i just think he’d be so irresistible either way (even though they’re both pretty common to see him wearing) and he kind of would know it’d lure you in because ur weak and you love him dearly. like when those very old couples who are still in love get faux-flustered at the other doing something objectively goofy but also endearing. he’s like a peacock if the peacock had maybe five feathers and flaunted them all the time, but he also knows that you really like it.