#anirex

Rex: This is what happens when you suck dick. You can’t talk straight.

Obi-Wan, under his breath: If that were the case I wouldn’t be able to talk at all.

Anakin & Rex: *turn and stare at Obi-Wan horrified*

Obi-Wan: … listen-

Rex: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Anakin: I- I don’t know the correct answer to that question…

Cody: *takes item, tearing up a little* Oh. Thank you. It’s so nice.

Rex: Bro, why are you crying?

Waxer: General Kenobi gave him a rock.

Cody: *gently petting his rock with hearts in eyes* I love it. And I love him. I’m going to marry him, Rex.

Rex: *scoffs* That’s dumb.

Anakin: *comes up, shyly taps Rex on the shoulder* I found this, and I think you should have it. *gives him a rock*

Rex: ...*brokenly* I... thank you, Skywalker, it was very nice of you.

When Anakin is gone

However he knew how important condoms were and as Fives captain, he needed to make sure his men were safe. Even if they were the ones having sex and it should be there problem and responsibility.

After sighing again he finished his report, and went to the nearest store.

He ignored the awful bright lights and the terrible, generic pop music while quickly walking down the aisles. He felt a little embarrassed when he grabbed the condoms. Even though he shouldn't be, it's not like they were for him.

He quickly turned the corner without paying attention and ran into someone.

He looked up in shock and nearly died when he came face to face with his general. He cursed his luck and Fives for putting him into this situation.

He looked at his General and found him holding a bag of chips, candy and a terrible rom com.

He quickly snapped his hand up in a salute saying.

"Sir."

However when he felt the box of condoms brush against his head. He cringed and looked at his General while wishing the ground would swallow him up.

General Skywalker stared at him and the box of condoms while blushing.

"H--how's it going Rex?"

He glanced at the box of condoms before quickly saying.

"There not for me there for Fives. I just want to make sure he is being safe and using protection."

General Skywalker nodded and even smiled a little. He didn't want it to get awkward, so he quickly changed the subject.

"Are you having a movie night?"

"Yeah, I was planning on watching something with Ahsoka."

His General looked at him before asking.

"Do you want to come?"

Without thinking he quickly said.

"Yes."

Anakin smiled and pulled him to the cash register.

"Great, I can give you a ride if you want."

He was about to shake his head, before Fives popped into his mind. He was getting condoms for the man, and he was the reason he was put in this awkward situation. So he might as well embarrass him as payback.

"Sure, but we need to make a quick stop along the way."

"Okay."

He watched his General check out his stuff while thinking.