me before watching kpdh, an unaware baby: people ship poly stuff?? like the parrot????
after watching kpdh: YOU CAN PRY THESE SHIPS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

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me before watching kpdh, an unaware baby: people ship poly stuff?? like the parrot????
after watching kpdh: YOU CAN PRY THESE SHIPS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

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Padme would be an AMAZING Sugar Mama
now, you probably read that and thought "uhhh duh. anakin is the trophy husband, so of course padme is the sugar mama."
no. padme is not the sugar mama to anakin. she is the sugar mama to rex (and to some extent the entire 501st legion).
now. you can think of this as platonic funny ha ha like "oops, in an effort to get closer to the captain and soldiers that help keep her husband alive, padme accidentally become their sugar mama by getting them the best gear, rations that then morphs into trinkets and clothing" and surprisingly anakin is the one that has to point it out to padme who like "eh, they deserve it having to try and keep you alive love. at least until I can get the clone rights bill past and they can start earning some real money for the amazing work they do."
Or you can think of this as prerequisit for rexanidala. where Rex and Padme end up becomeing friends (because how can you not become friends when this man is constantly by your husbands side and is competent, funny, and caring. of course they become friends)
and Padme is like "if you or your men need anything, just let me know" like some kind of mafia boss. but then 2 months later, rex actually takes her up on the offer because they are low on bacta and the senate is tied up in meetings and decisions to actually send them some. Rex is desperate and texts padme.
next rotation they have a shipment of bacta requesting permission to board and unload.
and then it just kinda spirals from there. Rex obviously never takes advantage of this. padme is his friend, but also the wife of his general who is also his friend. he'd never do that. yet he still ends up with nice clothing and bracelets, and brand new holonovels and movies.
and then one day, when rex is again guarding for anidala holocall, they start gushing together about how great rex is and how he deserves so much. and then suddenly they both realize. oh shit- we like rex. they agree to not do anything about this yet, cause they want to have an indepth convo in person about how this would work, if they even want it to work, and any fears or insecurity that might pop up with this revelation.
only, anakin fuckin sucks at lying/hiding his feelings, he's awkard and distant otherwise he risks trying to attempt to flirt. So now Rex thinks he did something wrong, he stops asking padme for things, and stops accepting the gifts. stops the late nights with Anakin pretending to do form work. goes back to "general" and "sir".
until finally they are back on coruscant, and Padme can scold at anakin for accidentally making rex uncomfortable. they talk, decide yes, they do want to see if Rex is interested, or at the very least, apologize for making him uncomfortable. Rex cries when they tell him cause he was so afraid they found out his feelings and was pushing him away.
idk, I just think there is alot of potential when it comes to rexanidala and padme being specifically rex's sugar mama.
If it's not too late to do suggests/requests, may I offer the idea of Padme flirting with Rex while Anakin is in the background (supportive, not jealous; either he's aiming for throuple or he's just Padme's bestie instead of in a relationship)
sorry i couldn't resist doing the htyd meme Padmé is as weird as anakin with the flirting alright
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Rexanidala Week
This event will run from May 17th to May 23rd. For rules and guides, please see the pinned post.
You can pick one of the three prompts, or mix two of them, or do a different fic for each prompt. You can even mix from different days. The world is your oyster. In fact, I encourage it! If you don't like any of them, there's a set at the bottom as 'free space' prompts. You also don't actually have to do the prompts same day.
If anyone's inclined to make a fun visual calendar for this, feel free! Graphic Design is not my passion.
Day 1: May 17th - Soulmate AU - Body Swap - Mistaken Identity
Day 2: May 18th - Time Travel - Heists - "Don't freak out. Yes, we started a war, but- BUT- we ended it in the same week."
Day 3: May 19th - Pirate AU - Political Prisoner - Bodyguard AU
Day 4: May 20th - Fantasy - Wedding - Flower Language
Day 5: May 21st - Roleswap - Coming Out - Dancing
Day 6: May 22nd - No order 66/No war/War cut short - Accidental Baby Acquisition - Grief/Mourning
Day 7: May 23rd - Omegaverse - Different First Meeting - "I appreciate the vote of completely misplaced confidence."
Free Space: Any Day - Renaissance Fairs - Coparenting C-3PO and R2-D2 - Cultural Differences
The first time Anakin saw Rex the sunlight hit Rex's hair just the right way and it almost looked like he had a ring of gold around his head, and all Anakin could see while looking at him was an angel

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Okay but Cody and Obi-Wan being convinced that Rex is in a throuple with Anakin and Padme.
And they're not wrong but none of the three people in that trouple have figured that out yet
Help I have. Silly smut thoughts.
(Warning: discussing early quarantine, like March-June 2020.)
Anakin: *comes out of a senate closet covered in lipstick marks*
Fox: …who did that? Was that you? *looks at Padme coming out behind him*
Padme: *points to her face* I’m not even wearing makeup today.
Rex: *comes out behind them both with his helmet on*
Fox: Rex, take the bucket off.
Rex: …no…
Fox: *wrestles him down and forces it off of him*
Rex: *mouth and a bit of his nose suspiciously red stained* …I didn’t do it either…
Fox: oh my god…