Everyone knows that
so uhhh here’s the product of my nervous writing from this weekend (yike i meet dnp today)
Everyone knows that tw: none word count: 5.5k tags: angst, arguing, 3rd person and it’s technically platonic, phil getting sick of dan’s shit, angry baking, happy ending as always come on do you even know me?
Summary: Phil bakes when he’s worried, especially when he's worried about Dan. And Phil bakes quite a lot. Dan hates that he's the cause of Phil's nervous baking, that Phil's always so stressed because of him, but Dan has a hard time feeling too bad when the outcome is a plate of warm cookies.
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They fight more often than they don’t, but that’s just how relationships are. Everyone knows that.
Like with everything else, movies lie about how simple things can be. Romcoms are just a joke for Dan to laugh and poke fun at, because nobody just lucks into an easy love. Love requires work: blood, sweat, and tears. Lots of tears. The goal in life, then - or in love - is to find someone that you fight with the least, or the least intensely. Or maybe it’s to find someone that makes the fights, the tears, the heartbreak and pain all worth it, he’s still not sure of the semantics. But for Dan, that person is-
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