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"The way the DA2 cast treats Anders about being joined with a spirit vs the way DATV cast treats Lucanis about being joined with a spirit is upsetting" well maybe if Anders caramelized some onions instead of talking down to literally everyone we wouldn't be in this mess.
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(more fan-made banters bc i’m a little salty anders never bitched about a seb-mancing hawke. i deserve to yell at the stinky mage and defend my priest boyfriend damn it)
Anders: I know it isn’t my place to say, but…Are you sure about Sebastian? He can’t even choose between the chantry and princehood. He’ll never put you first. He’ll never be able to give you what you need.
(If Sebastian is in the party)
Sebastian: No matter what path I end up choosing, I know I will always want Hawke by my side. The rest is none of your concern.Â
Hawke: As you can see, Sebastian meets my needs quite well, thank you. Now fuck off.
(Otherwise)
Hawke: What I need is none of your damned business. I love him, he loves me. That’s the end of it.
Anders: Fine. Live in your denial. Just know that I’ll be there for you when it all comes crashing down.
Okay so I know I still need to update my Champion Bethany AU posts (thinking maybe I’ll queue them?) but I just had this conversation and I’ve never had it go this way before and I’m livid. I knew about this, of course, but since I’d never seen it in action before I didn’t realize exactly how bad it actually is.
Transcript:
Hawke (diplomatic option): You can tell me anything. Anders: Anything? Be careful what you wish for. Anders: I just... I hope I didn’t seem too selfish when I told you about Justice. Anders: I didn’t know what would happen. I figured a willing host, a friend... it had to be better than playing the demon and haunting some corpse. Hawke (diplomatic option): We can’t always predict the outcome of our actions. We can only make them with a true heart. Anders: Kind, wise, and beautiful. You must have made a deal with some demons, yourself. Anders: I’m sorry. I shouldn’t presume. I just... we’ve hardly met and I feel like I know you. Anders: Am I making you uncomfortable? Hawke (”no romance” option): I don’t want you thinking about me that way. Anders: Everyone wants to control my thoughts... Anders: Fine. I hear you, strictly professional.
Like... yes, he does ask if Hawke is uncomfortable and then back down later, but “Everyone wants to control my thoughts” is such a shitty thing to say to someone telling you they don’t want you flirting with them when you asked if they wanted it or not. Gahhhh. I just don’t get the appeal of this man! I don’t!
(Another thing is that after all this, I actually got +5 friendship from him. I was under the impression that this conversation only led to friendship points if you flirt with him but I guess not. Honestly I’d have rather gotten rivalry here since the friendship points just make the whole thing feel extra weird to me.)
yeah sex feels cool and all but have you ever killed anders in dragon age 2?
I can not, will not, get on this, "Hawke's Party was a polycule this whole time" train with you people. I think at best maybe Fenris and Merrill can get closer as they both file for a restraining order against Anders.
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Don't get it twisted, Sebastian talking to Fenris about turning in the party mages to the templars is shitty. I don't want to woobify him. I just don't think it's malicious, I think he thinks it's a good idea.
And frankly why wouldn't he? He talks to Anders about it a little, but he's always hostile. The only other person with any firsthand experience is Bethany, and their conversations are positive.
And like not to be a shithead and throw another character under the bus for the sake of defending my own fave but here we go. If Anders gets to be portrayed as this noble SJW who wants Free Healthcare for everyone despite the way he talks to Merrill and is cool with giving back Fenris I think maybe we can appreciate it's a complicated situation and not define any one character by a single conversation.
I feel like A/ders stans lament the lack of empathy other fans have for him while simultaneously doing this "hehe he killed people and I helped". I know they're not going to but like. Pick one.
Dragon Age Twitter continues to have shit tastes
