#alterhuman headcanons

Rocky making him gear out of plants and other organisms that exist on Erid, Rocky making him his own paint, Rocky making him a thin xenonite mask that he can paint like a fox, or better yet, they find arts and crafts supplies on the Hail Mary and he can make his own mask and tail! (Obviously to be an otherkin or therian you don’t need gear! But I just love the idea of Grace walking around with gear on)

and fluttershy is a nonbinary tgirl rabbit therian that uses she/bun and voluntarily pet regresses because bun wants to be taken care of instead of having to be the one taking care of others all the time (bun loves buns animals but it gets stressful yk?)

and rainbow dash is a butch she/her transmasc lesbian who involuntarily age regresses (trauma ;-;) and really loves playing make-believe as daring do and drawing silly little crayon doodles of her with daring do

and applejack is a butch she/it cisfem lesbian that loves taking care of its marefriends even though it's busy a lot of the time (it's responsible but in a fun way!! it gets them to help it with its chores in a gamey way like it does with apple bloom in "sisterhooves social")

and twilight is a she/her tgirl semi-voluntary teen regressor who feels like she wasted her school years after realizing the magic of friendship and is very social when she regresses (she loves play dates!!) but is shy around strangers

and spike is a nonbinary he/him kid who doesn't really fully understand the whole "gender" or "agere" or "alterhuman" (alterpony? altercreature? alterbeing?) thing but loves his sister and their friends nevertheless and has a lot of fun with their play dates (he esp loves playing make-believe with dashie bc it's kinda like d&d but without the numbers)

and rarity is an ace-bi dollkin mare who uses she/her professionally but actually secretly really loves when folks use gem/stone for stone (after learning about neos from pinkie) bc gem thinks it's really elegant, and is a responsible cg type for the others (gem also makes them cute play clothes!!!!!)

and fluttershy's mane cg is rarity (bc gem's chill), and twi doesn't really "need" a cg but really appreciates when one of the other girls steps in, and dashie's mane cg is aj bc it can keep up with her energy, and pinkie doesn't have a mane regressor but babysits all of 'em equally whenever one of the others are too busy to help out

and they're all polyamorous together (besides pinkie + aj bc they're cousins) and they love each other queerplatonically

Ben Freeling from Haunted Hotel is a Cat Therian!

[Pt: Ben Freeling from Haunted Hotel is a Cat Therian! /End pt]

"I just hope that one day I'll get to meet the man behind the bat."

"Who says I'm a man?"

Like-

AHAHAGAHSGAHAGA what the bajeebus did Bruce mean by that?

Bruce Wayne is a cryptid confirmed.

Tony Stark hcs

(age regression + tech alterhumanity)

All of these flags fit him hehehehe

HE IS A LITTLE ROBOT BABY BOY I DO NOT CARRREEE

It would probably randomly growl at something, whine, kick that's leg when being petted(he likes being petted much to everyone's surprise except Hudson, he already figured), purr, rub its head off of stuff, have zoomies, hiss, scratch at doors, curl up into a ball, ask for chin scratches, scratch behind his ear, arch its back when startled, do the crab walk thing that cats do and chitter.

He does still exhibit a few rat behaviors though, I will say that.

Ross Geller - NPD and OCD

Steve Smith - bigender, omnisexual (woman pref)

SpongeBob - panromantic (asexual canon), radinclus, trans14, autism (low support needs)

Chandler Bing - bisexual, GAD, crush on Joey

Joey Tribbiani - undiagnosed ADHD, slight crush on Chandler, heteroflexible, paraphile (5+), para4para

Riley Freeman - BPD, ADHD, heteroflexible, apopnigophila, intoxicophilia, he/bro [my husband!!]

Katsuki Bakugo - aroaceflux, (semi)autosexual, omnisexual/romantic, OCD, BPD, odaxelagnia, humiliophilia, sexual sadism [my husband!!]

Phoebe Buffay - pansexual, omnitherian, Starfire fictionkin, autism, crittergender, paraphile (15+), para4para, permakind, transworldpeace, louvaith

Andrew Graves - somnophilia, odaxelagnia, erotophonophilia, humiliophilia, hematolagnia, piquerism, asphyxiophilia, homoflexible [my husband!!]

Huey Freeman - transage (16-24), greysexual, omnisexual/romantic, odaxelagnia, OCD, autism, low support needs, bookaith, BLKAITH, animalathy, permaintellegent, misophonia, soulman [my husband!!]