#allmyhate

"This genius decided to lecture me on electricity, rambling about wattage and devices being plugged in. Meanwhile, the real secret to understanding electricity is simply paying the bill on time – a feat he apparently can't manage."

"Four months later, and you're flipping off the stove light, pretending to "help". Meanwhile, you're leaving me to pay a $600 electricity bill that's in your name. Great prioritizing, genius."

"Wow, impressive technique – wasting 7 minutes and water slouching on the sink to "clean" a greasy pan, only to hide that still-greasy pan in the oven. You're a master of avoidance. Soap and a sponge would've done the trick in 1-2 minutes."

"Great, because what I really need is for you to pretend you're clueless so I can babysit your trash-taking duties. Newsflash: seeing the garbage is full and adding to it is a subtle hint to take it out, not a challenge to see how much junk we can cram in."

We should start making all of our posts as chat so that we don't have to suffer through the new layout