Feb 2, 2024
Akari, to Valky: Fight me!
[Meanwhile Seven is standing behind his daughter giving Valky the Kubrick stare.]
Valky, trembling: ....c-Can't we just talk instead?
Akari: P*ssy.
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Akari, to Valky: Fight me!
[Meanwhile Seven is standing behind his daughter giving Valky the Kubrick stare.]
Valky, trembling: ....c-Can't we just talk instead?
Akari: P*ssy.
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Remember when his gimmick was being an evil space fisherman
Alien Valky VS Ultraman Taro
I just read the Ultraman Manga Vol. 14 and... ok, SPOILERS so back out now if you do not want them.
Why the heck did they make Valky hot?
I mean, I was never a huge fan (especially after what a creep it is in Ultraman Ginga) but I adore this version of the character. She runs a tour group for aliens on Earth who just want to kill humans. She never does any of the killing herself, she just makes sure her tourists get in some hunting on the streets of Tokyo and she is so protective of her charges, her reputation and her business. I mean yeah she's a heartless alien profiting off of the murder of humans but... she's so proud of her job.
Valky Seijin
The Ultraman Manga now has itself a Catwoman character.
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I would die for her.
(Also I love how she just came in and stole Adad’s spot as the local Star Cluster slut)
Alien Valky - Ultraman Taro
バルキー星人 Barukī Seijin
{Zero and Nayaka's 5 year old son Alto is kidnapped and held for ransom, His captor had no one idea who he was and how badly they screwed up.]
Alto: My daddy's not gonna let you get away with this!
Zetton: Big (bleep)ing whoop, we fought Belial, and that guy was strong as crap! Even before he went all evil!
Alto: Yeah? So did my dad! And he beat him!
Icarus: By himself?!
Alto: Naw-uh, my Grandpa and uncles helped too!
Zetton: Wait, there's only one person who could of-
{Zetton looks at Alto and finally notices the resemblance between the child and a certain ultra-hero...]
Zetton:...Oh gods, your father's Zero. Oh Gods no, y-you...you morons! You stole Ultraman Zero's kid?! How?! How did you steal Zero's kid?!
Valky: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Zetton, about to faint: Y-You guys beat up Captain Zoffy's daughter... Oh my crap no.
[Cue the base being rocked by an explosion; followed by Zero's angry voice demanding his son's return! Needless to say, Zetton's gang never got that ransom in fact they never heard from again...]