#alien theory

now there aren’t enough people divulging into how alien clark is and i need to change that…

adult content littered into these thoughts this is also afab! reader but other than that unspecific

okay (another) disclaimer

clark is a subhuman, kryptonians are descended from humans, but if i remember correctly it was very common to genetically engineer your children on krypton so technically kryptonians are just a more developed human species - however clark or shall we say kal el was carried to term organically but that doesn’t hinder his alien anatomy

some of these thoughts are pulled directly from canon but most of them are being pulled from my very horny brain :)

firstly it is canon that clark’s glasses are hypno-glasses and that ‘he had crafted the lens of his glasses using Kryptonian plexiglass from the rocket that brought him to Earth’ which is why they are so thick - i think that they would look like more like bottle glasses than anything

it is widely accepted that clark and superman would have a uncanny valley feel about them - i mean he is an alien so if you were gonna get that feeling off of anyone it would be from the friendly extraterrestrial hero

but not only would you get a vibe i think once you were quite close with clark and the glasses that prohibited you from really SEEING anything…off…about him i think that there would be a few things that you would begin to notice like how clark’s eyes may dilate more than a normal humans would when he would look at you or talk about his interests, often looking almost completely black, like a wet seal or a puppy :( or that they would flicker almost like nystagmus, but voluntarily - constantly looking… watching… analysing, taking in every. single. detail… i can imagine the eye contact during sex would be the most captivating thing ever, forehead to forehead just completely lost in his beautiful eyes

i also think that clark would have a greater lung capacity so he wouldn’t need to breathe as much as he gets most of his energy from the sun so i think he would be a very intense kissing partner, sometimes even stealing your breath from you leaving you heaving (god if u were asthmatic you would need to have your inhaler CLOSE BY)

i think clark would do it completely unconsciously and would feel bad about it, i can see him just getting soooo lost in your kisses and the way you taste :( hes just a big alien boy doing his best

there is a plus to him having such a great lung capacity and that is that he would be a pussy eating machine - his lung capacity paired with his super stamina means that he could eat you for hours completely uninterrupted… the overstimulation would be so delicious

speaking of being delicious i think that clark would have the most beautiful cock, like ever just point blank

i can see both arguments to if clark is uncut or not, on one hand clark is kryptonian and they were fond of genetic editing so maybe they got rid of foreskin completely lmao for ‘hygienic’ reasons but on the other hand maybe they just didn’t care i’m undecided but i do know that when clark came to earth if he came uncut there was nothing that was gonna circumcise him

i think i am an uncut clark truther, i am also really into the idea of pincers on his cock (which is technically canon - i know some of you freaks have seen the comic clip going around twitter and here ;) i love the idea of like ridges or bumps on his cock too solely for pleasure - we know that kryptonians didn’t have children naturally so perhaps sex was just a solely pleasurable act

i also love the idea of clark having hyperspermia (nerd speak for bucket loads of cum coming from his balls) i won’t try and put a canonical spin on this one people this is purely a self service because i am a cum freak i think it is the hottest thing…those creampies would go crazy…

Engineers communicating through touch, as in the nerves under their skin communicating from one individual's body to another. The entire species being incredibly close contact and that being half the reason the pathogen is so devastating on LV-223. Them being built for close contact.

Basically: This idea is based on that the Engineer wakes and is seen touching both David and Weyland but never speaking out loud. That gave me the random idea they might not be verbal communicators. Relying on images portrayed through their apparent telekinesis. Because I don't think a lot of people realize that moving things with the mind is almost definitely translatable from brain to brain. Even currently some humans can 'read another's mind' via face expressions and body language. ( Not to a scary degree, but enough to be noticed.) So in my head... It wouldn't be strange that after touching Weyland and David the Engineer was either disturbed by: Weyland's thoughts, David's thoughts, or David's artificial nature.

Deacon -> Neomorph -> Praetomorph -> Xenomorph

With the Deacon being the natural, unaltered form of the Starbeast, and later iterations being increasingly altered and adapted.

So after my fixation with The Thing (1982) where I watched/listened to multiple reviews, breakdowns and theory videos about the movie and it’s infamous sequel I somehow phased into a fixation with Alien franchise again...

Obviously I can’t even watch those movies on Netflix anymore because they were removed from this service... Corporate greed be damned.

Luckily I own the Alien and Aliens on DVD but for The Thing I’ll need to put on my old pirate hat.

Anyway. I decided to link this video comparing the two versions of Aliens for a weird reason.

On one hand - in case  people don’t know it exists - I want to get people to know what they’re missing by watching the theatrical version of the movie.

On the other I had a very “special” experience with this movie.

You see - I’ve first watched it as a teenager when my parents recorded it for me on VHS. As it turns out the TV broadcast at that time was Special Edition.

For years I didn’t bother watching it on TV because I owned my own VHS I could watch any time I wanted.

I was already an adult when I first watched the Theatrical Version and a few more years before I learned what the hell it even was (for some years I’ve been convinced the TV shortened the movie for time).

Some more memes about Buzzfeed Unsolved because I love them so much

They’ve been dropping hints about this. Josephine wanted to start a breeding program. She wrote a book advocating eugenics. She called Clarke’s body a Ferarri. She said that when they learn how to make nightblood and everyone can be a host, they will be able to choose the cream of the crop. Implying that some of the host bodies have been inferior. 

The houses of Sanctum look like cattle cars. They are raising the people of Sanctum to be their host bodies. Like cattle. 

I had an alien/slave theory before the season started. Here it is. But it’s not aliens. It’s nightblood. Host body slaves. Redblood people are nulls, and used to serve. People with nightblood heritage are used to breed more nightbloods. Russell wouldn’t let Josephine start a breeding program to increase the likelihood of nightbloods, apparently. 

The COG are either rescuing or killing nightbloods to keep them away from the primes. Do they have nightbloods with them in the woods? IDK. They have Gabriel. The geneticist.

Season 6A may be about getting Clarke back and defeating Josephine, but I feel somehow that Josephine won’t be killed to get her back. She’s already tried to kill Russell, which is probably an attempt to take over leadership of Sanctum. A coup, like MW. With Cage taking power from Dante. What kind of power do the primes have? if they’ve been fighting against the COG all this time, they must have something more than defense with a shield, right? idk. 

Josephine is such a good villain, so much better than Russell. She would want to take over the universe while Russell is like,  just like my little fishbowl. Oh, i bet there’s nightblood on those other 4 colonies. Now I’m wondering how they’re going to manage to save Josephine from Clarke and Bellamy to keep her as a villain, because I don’t believe the COG or gabriel himself are the villains. Nor the anomaly which is already communicating with our heroes, unlike Sanctum, which just made judgments without discussion.