#agghhhhh

IMAGINE THE USUAL STUFF BUT HORRID, ULTRASOUNDS, DECORATING THE NURSERY, PRENATAL CHECKS, PICKING OUT NAMES, FINDING OUT THE GENDER

EVEN CRAZIER IF ITS MORE THAN ONE LIKE TWINS OR SUM

NAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!! MY POOR MEDIC!!!!!! SHE WOULD DEFFO ESCAPE THEN

Supervillain’s names would be like “Supervillain Junior, and for a girl, the most beautiful name… Medic🥰😍”

and Medic’s like “. . .”

And he’s like, “okay, I see you’re getting mad, but don’t worry. I’ve read about this in pregnant women. It’s just your hormones😌”

And Medic’s eye is twitching like “no. I’m getting mad at you because you KIDNAPPED ME AND MY FRIENDS, INDOCTRINATED ONE OF THEM AGAINST US, KEEP TORTURING TWO OF THEM AND EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID BABY NAME IDEAS!”

And Supervillain goes quiet, and then, a beat later, he lifts up a chocolate bar like: “cravings? Is this hanger? I read about that too.”

I wasn't able to make this post on my phone (because I don't know HOW to post on my phone lol) but ao3 went down during a long road trip, which is truly tragic because I was genuinely counting on ao3 to keep me entertained, and also I was less than 20 chapters away from finishing this new fic I've been reading, but oh well it seems like I'll have to wait to finish that, so oof.