#adhd comedy

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Stiles: I have been up all night researching everything about werewolves ever in existence because I made an off handed joke about you being one and-

Scott: How much Adderal have you taken?

Stiles: Not enough. Now-

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*Chemistry class scene. Camera pans to Stiles. He is highlighting every single line in the textbook*

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*regularly texts Scott 27 times in a row to the point where Scott’s girlfriend for only like 1 month fully believes this is normal behaviour*

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*being hit on by the literal girl of his dreams*

Stiles: Hey I bet you can’t say “She sells sea shells by the sea shore” 5 times!

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Stiles and Scott: *talking about a literal murder*

Stiles: Wait, am I attractive to gay guys?

Scott: *leaves to go find the culprit of a murder*

Stiles: *shouting after him in a crowded hall* You didn’t answer my question! AM I ATTRACTIVE TO GAY GUYS??!

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Stiles: Can I ask you a question?

Random guy: No

Stiles: Okay. So I’m asking anyway-

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Derek: *throws Wolfsbane into a bullet wound then screams on the floor for a moment from the pain before it heals*

Scott: 😨

Stiles: WOAH THAT WAS AWESOME

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Teenage me, who had not seen Teen Wolf: Checks out, snarky men are attractive, nothing to see here

And Rudolph doesn't even get to hang out with other reindeer after he's picked out by Santa! They still don't play reindeer games with him. They just isolate him in a different, safer way.

Like if you're different, don't worry! Just make yourself essential to society then pray that a random person in a position of power notices you and then exploits your difference for their own gain. Then you can exist without fear of hatred and mockery. Yay!

Of course those fucking reindeer were playing Monopoly. Stupid capitalist ass song.

And I totally agree. If people had told me that medication just dampens some ADHD symptoms rather than magically getting rid of it I would’ve gotten on it WAY sooner. I spent so long refusing it because I didn’t wanna not have my personality traits.

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I mean I do not want to have my personality traits: but for counselling self love reasons I like my personality and don’t wanna get rid of it.

Which is a hard balance to strike with ADHD treatment, no matter what way you go. Even if you’ve got some good practitioners who aren’t immediately seeing the ADHD as something wrong - trying to identify what traits are limiting you and manage them puts you in a certain headspace about yourself. Almost pathologised masking.

Good news! You completed step 1 and recognised you were emotionally unregulated.

*5 seconds of silence*

The professor: Did no one read the text?!

Me internally: I didn’t even.. I couldn’t even process what you…

The professor: I guess NO ONE did

Me internally: *crying* Why are you talking SO FAST!!!

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Me five minutes later: *gathers thoughts and tries to contribute*

Professor: Interesting contributondheiv hjs die. Ushebidbejj isnshehbs…