hypochrondiac culture is seeing something about checking for lumps and realising youve not really ever done it, so you start to check and instantly find a very firm, very very obvious lump and spiraling into a, like, 20 minutes of google searching about breast cancer etc before coming to the conclusion that its most likely a cyst. and then realising how dumb it is that you were genuinely convinced about it, and actually worried about cancer.
















