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Meanwhile at the House of Wind
Nesta & Cassian: *loudly making out and breaking furniture at 2 am*
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Azriel, down the hallway: *scrolling through websites to replace the broken furniture with Rhysand’s credit card*
Azriel: I am the backbone of this household.
Tamlin: *shows up to the High Lord war meeting*
Me: He better be here to actually help.
Also Tamlin: *uses the meeting to slut shame Feyre to her face instead*
Me:
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Feyre: I just realized that I’ve lived in the fae lands for years now…but I still have not seen a dragon.
Rhysand: That’s because dragons are extinct.
Feyre: How do you know they are extinct? Did someone really check EVERYWHERE?
Rhysand: Pretty sure we would’ve found one in the past five centuries.
Feyre: You bitches couldn’t even find the Suriel without my help. Give me a week.
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Lucien showing up at Helion’s court:
Feyre & Rhysand’s Parenting Problems
Teenage Nyx: I have a crush on a girl, so I did what you and dad did to show her that I love her.
Feyre: What did you do?
Teenage Nyx: I made a death pact with her *shows her a new tattoo on his arm*
Feyre:
Feyre:
Feyre, to Rhysand through the bond:
………we fucked up.
*moments after Rhysand winnowed away to interrupt Feyre and Tamlin’s wedding*
Cassian, bursting into the room: RHYS JUST CRASHED TAMLIN’S WEDDING.
Morrigan: HE DID NOT.
Cassian: HE DID.
Amren: 100 bucks says he comes back with a black eye.
Cassian: Ye of little faith. 100 says he comes back spotless after punching Tamlin.
Azriel: Have any of you paused to think about the implications of this?
Morrigan: We’ll worry about that later. 100 bucks says Rhys gets the wedding cancelled altogether!
Cassian: Sold. Last chance to join in, Az, any thoughts?
Azriel: *deep sigh* 100 on Rhys stealing a slice of cake.
