#abc smut

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after the act). Childe is playful and fun after ‘the act’. He enjoys teasing you and joking around in a playful manner; he loves seeing you in a bright mood.

B = Body part (Their favourite Body part). Childe is a breasts guy, no doubt about it. He loves your breasts, regardless of their size.

C = Cum (Anything cum related). He loves finishing on your breasts, it turns him on seeing your chest covered in his semen, it’s almost like a work of art to him. Though he's more than happy to finish inside of you, whether that's your pussy or your mouth.

D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs). Childe enjoys risky intercourse. He loves pushing the boundaries and public sex is definitely one of them. He’s a fun and adventurous young man who loves thrills, and the risks that come with public sex are what make it so exciting to him; even the thought of getting caught makes him hornier.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?). He isn’t the most experienced and he sure isn’t a pro, however he definitely isn’t a beginner. While he has had his fair share of encounters and does know what he’s doing, he doesn’t experiment or widen his knowledge as much as others. He’s a simple man who wants one thing, and Childe uses his instincts to guide him during intercourse.

F = Favourite Position (Favourite sex position). He loves doggy. While Childe enjoys most positions, doggy has always been his favourite. It’s easy and quick, can be done in many different ways, and is great for quickies and public sex, which he thoroughly enjoys.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment or are they humorous). Childe can be serious; however, he does have his moments. He loves to tease around and joke about with you, even if the urge to do so pops up during sex. He’s light-hearted and if he ever needs to pop a fart or make a joke, he most certainly will, even if it is during intercourse.

H = Hair (How groomed are they down there?). He likes to keep himself trimmed and slightly shaved, though not completely bald down there. Childe believes that only porn stars should do such things, though really, I think he is just lazy, which is most definitely the case.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, the romantic aspect). As said previously, Childe can take himself seriously when necessary, and can be extremely charming, lighting candles, laying out roses and so forth. During truly intimate moments, Chile will make you feel like the only woman in the world.

J= Jack off (Masturbation). If Childe is unable to see you, sometimes masturbation is the only option. Whilst he isn’t exactly a ‘lonely’ man, he can do so when it is needed. He knows how to get himself off.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks). He absolutely loves cosplay sex. As said previously, Childe is an extremely fun and adventurous person, and he likes to bring this into his sex life as well. Not only are cosplays fun but they can be extremely sexy too. Nothing better for him than seeing you in a sexy cosplay of one of the characters from his favourite manga.

L = Location (Favourite places to have sex). Whilst Childe does enjoy anywhere, his favourite places are risky ones such as: public areas. It gives him such a thrill by doing something so dirty in a place where someone could find you. But then again, even the thought of being found turns him on profusely.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going). Childe is rather spontaneous and will pull you over to the side whenever he feels the urge to have sex. However, his biggest turn on are definitely your breasts. Whether they’re bare or clothed, if he sees them looking a bit too good, it will definitely get him going.

N = No (Turn offs, things you shouldn’t do). He sure isn’t a fan of extreme violence. Childe likes his spanking and slapping here and there, but anything too extreme is too much for him. He believes that he should treat you with respect and care, even if this goes against your wishes; He just doesn’t enjoy hurting the people he loves.

O = Oral (Preferences, skill). Childe likes receiving head, however giving is what he absolutely loves. He enjoys hearing your moans and whimpers whilst he eats you out. If living off pussy instead of food was possible, he would choose your cunt any day of the week. Pleasing his partner is a big priority of his, especially during sex.

P = Pace (Are they fast, slow, rough or gentle?). He cannot help himself most of the time. Once you get him going, it’s impossible for him to stop. He enjoys quick bursts of energy and quick and rough sex is just right for him. He struggles to take sex at a slow pace, not just because it bores him but because he can’t help but slam himself into you rough and hard. It’s so fun and pleasurable for both parties.

Q = Quickies (Opinion on Quickies). Quickies are Childe’s best friend. They’re great especially when having risky or public sex. They’re so sexy and turn him on a lot. The thought of quickly having intercourse in an inappropriate place at an inappropriate time is so dirty and sexy to him.

R= Risk (Are they game to experiment). As mentioned previously, Childe thrives off of thrills, especially ones during sex. It’s extremely enjoyable for him and risk certainly is a massive turn on.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they last for, how long do they last?). Whilst Childe doesn’t last very long in terms of finishing, he does have exceptional energy levels and stamina; meaning that he can go on for many rounds without feeling worn-out or tired. Additionally, he gets carried away, and once he’s inside you he feels as if he can’t stop.

T = Toy (Do they own toys or use them?). Childe doesn’t bother with using sex toys, he believes that he’s capable in his own ability to pleasure himself and his sexual partner. They’re also not really a massive turn on for him either, however, he’s open to trying new things, and sex toys aren’t out of bounds.

U = Unfair (How much do they tease?). Childe loves to tease and taunt you. He likes seeing how desperate you get for his cock, and desperation makes him horny.

V = Volume (How loud are they, what sounds do they make?). He is loud. Child is confident and has a lot of pride in himself, and during sex he really expresses this, especially through his sounds and volume. He has loud moans and whimpers, and constantly praises and dirty talks to you while you engage in sexual activities; he isn’t afraid of making sounds, unlike other men, and he prides himself on this. He makes sure that you know how much you’re pleasuring him.

W = Wild Card (A random NSFW Head canon of choice). Childe has beautiful hands and fingers; and he enjoys putting them to use. He thoroughly enjoys fingering your pussy, and whenever he has the chance, he’ll slip his fingers into you and feel the insides of your cunt; he also gets a lot of joy from watching you cum all over his fingers.

X = X-Ray (What’s inside his pants?). He has a slim and tall frame, because of his height, he is not lacking in the dick department; Childe measures out at a large 6.8 inches and is slightly thin in regards to girth, however his cock is more than enough to pleasure any woman.

Y = Yearning (Sex Drive). Oh, does he have a high sex drive. Usually, he is the one initiating sexual intercourse and he’s constantly thinking about you, in both wholesome and horny ways.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep after sex?). Immediately. As soon as you two finish having sex, Childe is right off to sleep. This is usually because he goes for many rounds, enough to knock himself out.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After sex, Sebastian likes to give you massages. He knows that your hips will hurt along with your libs from holding whatever position your guys are in. So he definitely makes sure to rub your tense muscles while telling you how good you felt. Sometimes he'll even make dirty comments just so he can see you blush in embarrassment.

Sebastian: "You handled me so well (M/n). I loved the way your cock twitches when you cum"

(M/n): "S..shut up, don't say such lewd things!!!"

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sebastian's favorite body part on him is his abs, because he loves they way you grind your cock on it while you ride him. His favorite body part on you are your thighs because he loves playing with them while he fucks you and leaving bite marks and hickeys decorated on them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Sebastian really loves facials, he likes seeing his cum cover and paint your face. You always looked so sexy to him when his cum is dripping from your face.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes Sebastian keeps a pair of your underwear so he can sniff it while he masturbates when he leaves to do something for his acting career. Smelling your underwear reminds him of your scent, and it without fail always brings him to the peak.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

At first Sebastian wasn't experienced at all with gay sex. Even though he didn't know what he was doing the first couple of times you had sex, he managed to quickly learn how to satisfy your "needs".

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Definitely missionary because its harder for you to escape him when he goes rough on you. Another one of his favorite positions is the cowboy position. If you haven't already realized, he love it when you ride him, it also makes it easier for him to pound into your ass as easily or as hard as he wants to and he loves watching your cock bounce up and down, slapping on his abs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

This man is fucking hilarious. He loves telling jokes during sex because he always likes to bring up the mood. Sometimes he'll do and say funny things to the point where it will leave you both crying laughing.

"Okay, quick question. Sebastian, why do you always tap your dick over my asshole before you put it in?"

"Because (M/n), weren't you ever taught to knock before entering?"

"BWAHAHAHA SEBASTIAN WHAT THE FUCK!?"

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Sebastian lets himself go wild down there. He doesn't really see a point in shaving down there since it'll just grow back anyways. He also doesn't see a point in shaving because he knows how much you love when he grows his pubic hair. Although, the he will only shave if he needs to for a role.

Yes, the carpets do match the drapes, but sometimes he likes to try new things and dye his pubic hair. So you should definitely expect to help him get the dye paste on hairs he won't be able to reach. When he first said he was going to do it, it did seem strange to you that your boyfriend wanted to dye his pubes, but after seeing the final product, you never questioned him again.

(M/n): "Babe, this looks so fucking awesome!

Sebastian: "See?! Now do you see what I was trying to tell you before?"

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sebastian loves getting romantic. When he comes back from a long time of filming, he will sneak back into the house while you are away and leave a trail of rose petals to the bedroom, when you open the front door, you walk to the bedroom, following the rose petals, and open the bedroom door only to be greeted with a stark naked Sebastian and the room only being illuminated by red scented candles. Your eyes ran up and down his body before landing on the blanked that covers only his dick, but doing no good at hiding it due to being able to see the bulge of his shaft underneath it.

"Surprise (M/n)~"

J = Jack off (masturbation)

Sebastian does masturbate, but it really won't satisfy him much. His hand can only do so much, you know?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Sebastian has a huge cum kink (duhh) and he also has a domination/submission kink. He loves shooting cum on your face and watching you lick it up. He also is more of a soft dom, but he still loves watching his cute boyfriend easily submit and give himself up to him.

"Good boy, look at you. You were acting so big and bad earlier, but look how easily I can make you weak for me. So fucking cute."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Sebastian prefers the bed because its comfortable and it's just easier for the both of you to get in any position and stay comfortable.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your lips and your tongue. He cant help but imagine your tongue running up and down his body, licking him up and down. Your lips kissing his neck also gets him going. You wanna drive him crazy, then gently nibble and pull on his ear with your teeth.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

One thing he will never do is push you past your limits. He understands that no means no, and when you say no, he'll stop and he won't ask you again unless you ask him to push you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Sebastian definitely prefers receiving, because he loves watching you struggle to swallow his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sebastian mostly is pretty slow and soft since he prefers it that way. Not only does it last longer, but it also feels so fucking amazing to him. The only time he will be ready to really give it to you is if you beg him to.

"Please Seb, faster. Faster please! S...so good!"

"Fine pretty boy. But once I start, I don't think I'll be able to stop."

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies aren't really his thing, so you two don't have them often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't really feel comfortable taking risks like doing things in public. Cameras are always on him, so he only likes to keep the sexual things in private.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can usually go about 2 rounds, and he can last for a normal amount of time. If you want to go more than 2 rounds, then you will have to give him a minute before you go again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You two don't have toys at the moment, but Sebastian has definitely been looking into getting some to spice things up a little bit. He hasn't mentioned it to you yet because he wants to keep it a surprise.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

When you beg him to, he will really go in on the teasing. He likes licking and sucking on your nipples while stroking the tip of your cock. He'll face the floor length mirror you have in your room and make you watch yourself as you become a babbling drooling mess and fall apart in his arms. Just when you are about to cum, he'll quickly pull away and watch as your cock rapidly twitches from the stimulation. He'll tease you like this over and over again until your ready for him to get to the real action.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Sebastian doesn't like to be silent. Sure he may be a little quiet, but he'll let out whispered moans and quietly say 'fuck', 'shit baby', 'fuck yeah, just like that'. But eventually he will get louder as he feels himself getting closer to cumming.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sebastian may or may not have dreams of you dressing up as a cat maid or a cow maid. So he'll definitely spend tons of time searching for lingerie on websites like moeflavor.com . Since the cow maid outfit was the easiest to find, you can bet he QUICKLY put in an order for it.

Sebastian: "Hmmm, 'Milk & Cream Maid Cow Lingerie'? I fucking NEED to buy this for him! Ooo, and they have a cow ear headband too! Oh fuck yes, (M/n) will look so good in this."

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Sebastian totally has big dick energy, and that's because he does have a big one. Big? Yes. Uncut? Totally. Bushy. Absolutely!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sebastian has a moderate sex drive. Its not too high, nor is it too low.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)'

It'll take a second for you two to fall asleep. After sex and doing your normal aftercare routine, you two will just sit and talk, cracking jokes and teasing each other every now and then until one of you dose off, eventually the other following along.

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after the act). Jay is very attentive when there finished. Carlos would return the favour but he falls asleep as soon as they’re finished

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s). Jay loves Carlos’s small, speedy and skilled hands as well as his very strong legs. Carlos loves every single part of Jay’s highly impressive body. On themselves. Well. Jay’s a very vain and slightly crude person so he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t proud of his southern equipment. Carlos loves his freckles and his own butt

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically). They’re both fine with it. Carlos likes it a tiny bit more than Jay though. Especially when it comes from Jay.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs). For Jay. Carlos knows it because Carlos unlocked it. But he likes being called the paternal honorific. Like a lot. For Carlos. He loves being controlled and taken care of. It makes him feel safe.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?). Jay is more experienced than Carlos. But Carlos is catching up extremely fast. And yes. They both know what they’re doing. They wouldn’t be doing it otherwise

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying). Carlos loves it when Jay lifts him up above the ground as they’re doing it. Jay loves laying down on his back while he does all the work.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc). They’re both goofy. There’s a helluva lot of laughing

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc). Carlos is well groomed. He takes pride in his appearance. Jay. Not so much. He lets his body hair grow wild and free. And yes. All the colours match. Carlos even has the black and white hair colour all over his body.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…). They’ve tried to be romantic when they do it but they always end up getting carried away.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon). Carlos does it most often. He doesn’t even try to hide it because he uses it as a seduction technique. Jay does it as well. He’s just more sneaky about it

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks). Carlos loves it when Jay uses his magic on him. And he’s absolutely obsessed with Jay’s genie form. And then there’s the copious amounts of chocolate they use. Jay loves being referred to by the paternal honorific. And when Carlos uses his science knowledge in the bedroom. He also loves the ram horns Carlos grows after unlocking his demon magic

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do). Their absolute favourite place to do it is in the shower at their apartment.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going). For Carlos it’s Jay working out. Or Jay showering. Or Jay getting dressed. Basically anything Jay does that involves a lot of exposed skin. For Jay. It’s Carlos teasing him or being physically affectionate.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs). Not many. Like I said. Carlos likes being controlled and taken care of. And Jay is game for pretty much anything provided Carlos is up for it. So I guess any of their Hard No’s are when Carlos is opposed to something. And when Carlos doesn’t look like he’s into it. Which is extremely rare. But it does happen

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc). Jay likes to give. And Carlos loves receiving. Mostly because Jay is insanely good at it. But Carlos is also a little genius in that department as well so Jay will never say no to receiving if Carlos offers.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc). Carlos prefers it fast and rough. Which is lucky since that’s Jay’s area of expertise. But he’ll slow down if Carlos asks him to.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc). They’re not exactly fans of it. They really like taking their time. But if they’re both busy and haven’t done it yet that day then they find an excuse to sneak off and do it. And hopefully be back before anyone notices they’ve gone

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc). They’ve definitely experimented. There was that one time Carlos got surprised by multiple Jay’s. It was soon labelled “the best night ever”. As for risks. Well. Carlos is nothing if not sneaky. And he’s made great use of that skill. In the pool. At Jay’s 19th birthday party.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…). Let’s put it this way. They both have unlimited energy. And that was before Carlos unlocked his demon magic. After Carlos unlocks his demon magic. Well. They’ll both keep going until one of them says “stop”.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?). They do have some. And they’re mostly used on Carlos. Though Jay isn’t adverse to being restrained or blindfolded if Carlos asks it of him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease). Carlos is a massive tease. The birthday party pool incident being a standout of what he’s capable of. Jay got his own back though. Three Jay’s. And one Carlos feeling very left out and frustrated that he wasn’t allowed to join in

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make). They’re both very loud. Jay grunts and Carlos squeals. And there’s a fair amount of Arabic and Italian cussing.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice). Carlos initiates about 95% of their sessions. And Jay is the more romantic out of the two

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words). Jay has definitely won the genetic lottery southern equipment wise. He’s an incredibly magnificent physical specimen. As for Carlos. Well. Let’s just say his intellect isn’t the only thing that’s impressive.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?). Oh so high. If they didn’t have other things to do they’d end up never leaving their bed

f = favourite position (this goes without saying.)

While spooning. Both ways with him penetrating you, or you using a strap on him. He loves it because it resembles his favorite resting position aka fetal. Also excellent to whisper hot things into his ear.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Super silly. Makes funny noises you’ve never even heard of. Adrenaline makes Yoongi go all out. Might laugh a lot during sex. Enjoys your reactions.

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

All natural. Practicality. Yoongi leaves the little fuzz there is and it’s cute on him. Especially the happy trail. Face, of course: He had a laser treatment, you won’t kiss stubble. 

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Oh my god, Yoongi is so sloppy and eager. Romance he’s 50-50 on, it’s more about how much you can mark him down and get out every little scream there is. 

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

The studio password protects him from his obsession becoming known, this guy can beat the meat like there’s no tomorrow. Boy can do this all day. Usually between long intervals.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

Asphyxiation. Yoongi loves to gasp and gag himself through sex and can’t help it. 

Fancy Clothes. He is fascinated; has something to play with his fingers. Kitten.

Degradation. Calling him names might become your second nature.

Chastity. Twice as loud when he’s locked up.

l = location (favourite places to do the do)

Sofa, his eternal buddy. Needs to be a surface that’s easy to wipe down given how messy as fuckity fucking fuck he is.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Loss of control, the sheer power exchange. Yoongi likes to be helpless and at the mercy of your teasing. Prone to seek total surrender. Not for every domme, but this guy makes for a perfect starfish. All that it actually means is: Calling for bondage.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hard limit feces. Also Yoongi Kryptonite: A partner’s constant self-doubt. He will always reassure, but at one point, the feeling transfers & drags him down, too. Strong lead needed.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Beware. Get tissues ready. Lives for sucking and licking the living hell out of his partner. Will perform a Cypher on your goddamn nipples and clit, that’s how intricate it goes.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

A lover of everything rapid and punishing. Likes to have his brains pulverized nonexistent by a good pounding. Wants to feel alive, being shaken, and thrown onto the bed. Would risk some major rug burn at any time, too. 

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Knows that it takes 20 minutes to properly warm up with a woman, quickies are only reserved for backstage fuckery. Dislikes it because he wants to be painstaking with prep, contraception, cleaning, the whole shebang. Safety first.

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Provokes you to do some audacious things on him with his trademark smirk or some sarcasm, knows he can get away with anything even if BTS hears the two of you.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Likes a literally climactic approach so it’s one time, one hard time, and then mutual collapse. Aims for a typical 30 minutes time frame, and yes, he always checks his Rolex. Probably leaves that thing on while you fuck. PS: Also counts when you choke him, guy’s aiming for a new record every time.

t = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toy enthusiast, the more torturous, the better. Probably some electro shit to use on his nipples. As for your toy collection: Oh well, he can make that magic wand go out of business.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

Outrageous amounts, shit. Indulges in physical teasing all the time trying to guide attention to his attraction points. Arms, ass, legs, neck. Movements: Just like a cat. Verbally, he will dare you to one-up either him or yourself last time you fucked with his tiny font comments. “Can you...?”

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Desperate and pained moaning. Yes, noisy. And deep, respectively, that voice drops hard.

w = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Yoongi couldn’t enjoy butt plugs more, spends time on his laptop wearing one. He also wants to try sounding and medical play.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Floral imagery here we come. Now that’s a pretty snowdrop. Good small dick lovin’. 

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

In overdrive particularly when you’re in his studio, adapts fast. Still goes all ham because of how easy it is to turn him on at the sway of a hip, which comes to his demise when you go for PDA. Yoongi lusts hard for your body, he pictures and enjoys it so much, feels boundless adoration. A lot of his drive goes into worship. You’ll see it in his gaze. That guy is nuts, nuts, nuts for your sheer presence, and always grateful that you spend time with him. 

z = zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Still apologizes for it. Dozing comes early, he’s really fucked out each time. Will be fast asleep for several hours with no dream in sight, nor tossing and turning either, because sex with you has the uncanny ability to put him at complete rest.

A - Acrobatics - How bendy can they get in bed? What is their favourite position? Mal’s magic coupled with Ben’s sports training results some very impressive acrobatics. Their favourite position is face to face

B - Bliss -  How big is the “big o” for them? How easy it is to bring them to it? Well. Magic light fills the windows when it happens so you tell me. And it’s fairly easy to ensure since they’re both very good at it.

C - Control -  How dominant they are? Who is more dominant? On a scale of 1-10. Ben’s about an 8 and a half. And Ben’s much more dominant than Mal.

D - Dedication - To what extent are they willing to go to make the night perfect? Ben’s willing to do anything to make the night perfect for Mal. So long as he doesn’t think it’s put either of them in danger that is.

E - Experiment - Are they eager to try new things in bed, or do they prefer more traditional love-making? Yes. They’re willing to try anything at least once.

F - Film - Have they ever documented their bedroom activities? Yes. It’s was a 19th birthday present for Ben.

G - Gooey - Anything related to messier aspect of sex, including cum. They don’t mind getting messy. Magic makes everything easier after all. Chocolate is involved more often than not. And they’re okay with it. Again. Magic makes everything easier.

H - Horny - How easily aroused that person is, and what drives them crazy? Ben’s able to keep himself under control better than most guys his age but when both you and your wife have magic and can turn into mythical creatures that the other is sexually attracted to. Then it doesn’t take much to get things started. And he adores it when Mal uses casual magic to either of their benefit. Provided he’s informed about it of course.

I - Innuendo - How good is their dirty talk game? Mal’s is great. Ben’s not as good. It’s still a little corny. But he’s getting better at it.

J - Jungle - How well groomed is their carpet, etc.? Ben is completely natural as well as purple. It’s a holdover from the beast transformation. Mal’s almost the same except she keeps herself trimmed.

K - Kiss - How are they skilled with their mouths? Tongue, or not? And how often do they kiss anything but lips? Both are skilled. Ben’s a freaking prodigy. Yes. Always when it’s the lips. And Ben’s a very big practitioner of forehead, cheek, nose and chin kisses. Those are much more chaste though.

L - Libido - How long can they go? If they didn’t have kingly duties or college they’d probably never leave their apartments.

M - Moan - How vocal are they in the bedroom (or elsewhere)? Do they turn to mush, or keep up the talk? Both are very vocal. Lots of cursing and grunts and screams and french cuss words. And they always keep talking.

N - Nature - Have they ever thought about having sex outside, or doing other inappropriate things there? They’ve done it outside. Abandoned dragon cave. At the enchanted lake. A couple hundred miles above the clouds. You know just the usual spots.

O - Oscar - Do they enjoy role-playing? Yes. Their most constant one is the knight and the dragon.

P - Protection/Procreation - How careful are they? Have they had any accidents? How eager are they to start a family? Magic keeps from any accidents that may occur. Which also means they don’t need to be carful if they so choose. They do want to start a family. But not for another decade

Q - Quirk - Does their love-making have any unique elements? Magic. Beast. Dragon. Sceptres. Wings. It’s pretty quirky.

R - Random - Any random fact about them. Ben likes to cover them in his wings when they do it. Mal has a thing for wearing his old tourney jersey when they do it.

S - Strip - What goes underneath their clothes? Thanks to his magic Ben’s got a body worthy of Thor himself and what was already king sized has now doubled in its majesty. As for Mal. She’s also in perfect shape for her age. Just as much as Ben is, if not more, since she did a lot of running on the island. And thanks to magic, neither of them have to do any work for it

T - Tempo - What’s their pacing like? Are they casual or more intimate? They go fast as much as possible but they always keep the romance.

U - Urge - How often does the desire to have sex strike them? What happens then? Well. They’re both 19 years old. So pretty often. And they always teleport into their apartments if they can. If not. They use magic to keep themselves in check

V - Virginity - How was that person/these people’s first time? They’re each other’s first. And it was a little weird but still very enjoyable.

W - Wish - What’s one of their wildest fantasies? Ben’s living it. It’s no secret that he’s downright obsessed with dragons are the ahem darker side of morality so Mal is his literal dream come true. Mal’s is to surrounded by ten different Ben’s in various costumes. And that was fulfilled on her 19th birthday

X - eXtra - Are they willing to bring extra people into the bedroom? And who that would be? Yes. Their most favoured choices are with Jane or Prince Tyrone of Maldonia.

Y - Yoyo - What does their toy collection look like? Mostly magic potions. Their sceptres. And some traditional toys.