#2p!

2025/10/27

Another Romano (common in Japan) and 2P! Romano (common in overseas, Monitoring - DECO*27, parody)

Oh shit-. Also I’m gonna try out a new format I hope you guys like it more? to make it easier to read the characters

2p France: “actually terrified”

Okay he’s not really terrified, but he doesn’t really like the whole “falling in love thing” because it clouds his mind so damn much and he cant escape it.

Our man is a slow burner, when it comes to love, so when he falls for s/o, it feels like s/o has basically completely encapsulated his heart... its sorta overbearing

In Francois’ eyes, love feels nice at first, the swooning, and adoring but people will use you so very quickly. 

He’s probably going to need to get away for awhile cause his head will be fuzzy and his heart is pounding and-- “damn why is it so hot whenever s/o is around? are they a damn heater?”

after the panic, he’s still having trouble talking but he’ll try to drop more hints

He knows how to be romantic and he’s really good at reading cues when he’s actually paying attention, so suave Francois might be a lil intense-

will buy gifts when s/o isn’t paying attention

seems aloof but his definitely paying close attention to s/o.

Probably will not make first move only because he’s n e v e r r e a d y.

2p America: “I like youuu, I don’t give a fuck ‘bout your boyfriend~”.

He’s very charismatic and bold so he’s diving in head first in the beginning

He’s a lil brash as well but that's because he thinks its a crush, he has a lot of puppy love crushes that hit him then leave, so he likes to milk those crushes for all their worth until they go away

Its actually his personal coping mechanism

He’s very open about his feelings, because why pretend like he doesn't feel like how he feels, unless its making s/o feel genuinely uncomfortable (to which he’ll stop immediately, Allen’s major kink is respecting boundaries), he’s gonna say how he feels.

genuinely will flirt with s/o infront of any POTENTIAL love interests, very competitive, will throw shade unapologetically.

If s/o’s in a serious relationship he’ll back off

Once he starts realizing this is more than a crush, that its a little deeper, he’ll get a bit scared but much more excited. He’ll also get a little softer and be more of himself around them.

He really just wants someone to accept him as him...and he’ll accept them too

Intense staring +1000, deadass unblinking stare at the most random times you’ll be watch a move and suddenly-👀

Forgets that ya’ll aren’t dating at some point because he’s around so much and at this point probably all over s/o at the time.

He’ll ask s/o out first and might squeal internally if they say yes but will also take it like a fucking champ if they say no and he read them wrong, he’s actually very mature during rejections...he cries only a little afterwards. (Its not a little man....)

Wants to be friends if it doesn’t work out anyways...kinda...he wants to be friends like 2 months after his heart can resettle-

Overall he...handles it pretty well

2p Canada: “OOOOH NOOOO I think I’m catching feelings”

very nervous boi, kinda doesn’t know how to express himself. His constant mood when his s/o comes around is:

Matt: shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit “Hey maple beef-” Maple what? the fuck is that dipshit??? S/O: “Oh Hey Mattie! Hows it been?” Matt: “Oh you know how it is...” why would they ask then headass? S/O: yeah yeah ik what you mean :>. well catch ya later then beans Matt: *visibly struggling* “uh...yeah, sure, maybe” MAYBE? ARE YOU GOING TO DIE???ASDFGHJKL 

On one hand: He’s over analyzing every conversation him and s/o have had to see if there was ever a g l i m p s e that they might me interested in him. 

On the other hand: He still can’t really process and fully understand his feelings and kind of just wants them to cease, so he will start distancing himself

The distance won’t work for long if s/o tries to hang out with him for multiple days straight tho-

He won’t keep denying his feelings forever and will try and pursue them in his own way

key word: t r y

cannot flirt but will absolutely compliment his s/o in the smoothest of ways when he isn’t trying to

Cannot understand why s/o can’t read his mind and just instantly understand how he’s feeling smh. “why can’t you just be telekinetic, damn”

Physically cannot confess, whenever he tries he just vomits out random words and almost ends up fainting but he does get more affectionate and kinda doesn’t realize it

ngl he’s the kind of person that would probably got too used to being able to be affectionate with their s/o and definitely accidentally kisses s/o on the forehead or something on impulse when he leaves to go to do something in a hurry one day, then turns around and fucking dies after apologizing.

this is the closest confession s/o gets, if they cant take a hint? both Matt and his s/o are screwed until Allens nosy ass gets involved.

2p England: Oliver kinda doesn’t like falling in love.

More so than Francois actually. 

I headcanon Ollie as being easy to befriend but hard to be swept off his feet. 

Oliver may actually distance himself in the beginning because he’d rather...not fall in love. It causes him to not think the best things about himself and sometimes he has caught himself being a little obsessive over past s/o’s ^ He finally went to therapy for stuff like this but he hasn’t fallen in love since because honestly? He’s perfectly happy on his own ya knows?

Him distancing him though might suck cause his s/o and him will probably relatively close at this point, but lets say s/o keeps coming around even after the coolness. 

He’ll start acting different but really its just his normal self.  ^S/o might catch him staring longer than usual (ofc), or being a little more intimate with them. ^He’ll also feel a bit more relaxed around them so he’ll act a little more silly and playful (its adorable tho)

It might take a long time for him to really confess or ask his s/o out, he’ll need time to be absolutely sure tat he’s in the right mental state for a relationship and he might have some self doubt once in awhile about if he’s good enough for them.

Aha! I’m so glad you’ve asked! You see, you’ve activated my trap card!

Uli does have a 2p! His name is Oshno or Os for short, in what I consider the (my) 2p universe. Hyrule is replaced by Lorule and the rest of the world is represented by the 2p characters, though unlike the Hylian commonwealth currently represented by seven beings, Lorule is mainly represented by two beings, and tormented by Gannon

Oshno being the Lorulean representative the people of lorule being the subjects of their gods are the closest to hylians though they’ve fallen into odd ways and have come to worship monsters instead of the Devine beings who created their triforce and have cursed them to suffer. ( until the events of a link between worlds where Zelda wishes to restore the lorulean triforce.) in which things are gradual but there is still a rift between the diety worshippers and the monster worshippers. Os, has a bit of envy for hyrule if he sees it with his own eyes, it’s so lush, prosperous. He and Uli get along well enough

Novru (a lynel but potentiallshape shifter) being the monster representative as I believe monsters may have existed in lorule before Gannon’s corruptive power and the destruction of the lorulean triforce made them the easiest exploitable target of powerful and diverse minions. Novru can’t interact with the light world without feeling the deeply rooted dark magic that pervades among his people. He can maintain himself, but intrusive thoughts of destruction make it difficult, he really is a nice fellow once you get to know him though, intelligent, resourceful, and versatile. During times of peace if he is able to find a way to hyrule he likes to relax in less traveled spaces. He takes up gardening after the reformation of the lorulean triforce.

And Gannon who holds many roles demon king, 2p Gerudo rep for what he calls the underworld, or dark world. Canon would/has certainly made use of lorule/dark world to get a foot in hyrule. It is worth it to note he is the only “Gerudo” in the underworld might be counted as an incredibly hostile micro nation among the underworld beings. He claims those who submit as his citizens. Many times monsters- those who are easily pulled into his control (zant, Vaati, agonihm, Yuga) he will claim their souls and the malice they held in their hearts and his existence is even more complicated and I could fathom honestly.

2p Viking Trio: Looking at each other and nodding in understanding of what to say next

2p Finland: You don’t have a family and we’re all gonna die

Hey, I'm too gay for @qyukie 's 2p! Smii7y and I made this

2P! Italy: There’s pie, cutie...