"It's a matter of gay or death"

England: I’m bisexual 

America: On our side we have reason and friendship. All that Germany has is fear-mongering and lies.

Philippines: My friend really hates it when I shorten her name to Dick.

America: “Excuse me, Germany, but who made you the boss of us?” 

America: "I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!" 

Norway: "I really think my friendship with Denmark is improving. Yesterday, he said: 'Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?' And instead of saying, 'Shut up, Den,' I said, 'Okay.'" 

Canada, stopping the car in front of a restaurant: "Go see if you can get us a table." 

England: *reading recipe* Beat three bird eggs… 

Germany: So, England, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you? 

America, writing a letter to England: You know, Iggy, I'm an adult. I do grown up things and I have independence.

Russia: I have invited you here because I wanted to play the most deadliest game- 

America: Are you taken?

Austria: I heard Prussia is in jail, is that true? 

Norway: Den? Why did you break the lamp?

Canada: How about we play Twister? 

What Its Like When Nordics Play Among Us

Denmark: "How did you know I was going to propose?"