#2218

finally doing the first f1rpf race roll and using @yrkhn’s animal versions of the drivers 💗💗 to motivate me

aus was lance + yuki ☔️

i’m gonna try and do the rest but yknow sometimes i don’t lock in

A little archery practice ought to cool you off. But of course the piece of shit snaps like a twig the moment you pick it up. [...]

You equip it to your 1/2BOWKIND SPECIBUS, which is pretty much useless.

When you’re Equius, every weapon is a blunt instrument. 

But for more practical purposes, you keep a FISTKIND card on hand. You stow them all in your STRIFE PORTFOLIO.

You can wield fistkind? I didn’t see that on the list of kind abstrata. 

I’m not sure how you go about obtaining these things, but this feels like a card that everyone should have in their deck. No matter how well-prepared you are, you will be caught without a weapon some day - and you’re in a universe where you need this card to throw a punch. 

[...] you are quite sure you convinced your good friend to stay on the right team. Not the team full of degenerates with swill coursing through their veins.

Hang on, that doesn’t track.

The red team, so far, is Karkat, Terezi, Gamzee and probably GA. 

The blue team, so far, is Equius, Nepeta, Aradia, Sollux and Vriska. 

Equius is on a team with Aradia, who has the lowest blood of all. And the ‘team full of degenerates’ features Gamzee, a purple blood. Maybe Equius doesn’t know about Gamzee, but he’s literally in a co-leadership arrangement with Aradia. 

...Aradia is a low-blood, right? 

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