2016's Anime summed up in 15 words or less
AJIN: Dark Supernatural thriller with CG that stomps "Berserk" of all things.
Dagashi Kashi: ♪~The Candy Girl can cause she mixes it with love, makes your world taste good~♪
GATE: A prediction of Trump's presidency that's as good as "The Simpsons".
ERASED: Least favorite "Case Closed" OVA ever.
Prince of STRIDE - Alternate: A bunch of dudes running around town to high five each other, honestly.
Grimgar of the Fantasy and Ash: Or "How pathetic would a human be in an actual fantasy world?" the series
Myriad Colors Phantom World: Pitying the fanservice and the lack of effort it wants to have.
Dimension W: Alexa and Piccolo seek out the Matrix as well as a ton of extras.
KonoSuba: A fantasy world that actually wants to entertain me, with comedy too.
Re;Zero: Protagonist likes the least compelling girl over an honestly way better character.
My Hero Acedemia/Boku no Hero Acadamia: Refining typical action Shonen tropes and doing it well? The "Aladdin" of Shonen Jump, everybody.
Flying Witch: A relaxing slice of life that pisses you off because you can't relax yourself.
Space Patrol Luluco: A girl wants a boy to have emotions in order to reach first base.
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress: Hold up. This isn't Attack on Titan season 2?!
Kiznaiver: Everybody knows about your love triangle now. Honestly, better than real life.
Joker Game: Skumps and spies as far as I can see.
The Lost Village: An anime about trying to escape your problems, while regret waits for you.
Bakuon!: The Stig (look him up) hanging out with teenagers.
Sakamoto desu ga: ♪~Nobody can touch my swag!~♪
Aggressive Retsuko: The tales of the average hell given retail worker starring a red panda.
Ace Attorney: Play the games.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable: Jojo is love, Jojo is life.
Steven Universe: A 4 episode arc dedicated to me loving a particular character. Not Steven, though.
Mob Psycho 100: One Punch Man's illegitimate son just wants to be popular.
91 days: A edgelord's take on the "Baccano!".
Onara Garou: The Life and Times of a Fart.
New Game!: An inaccurate but fun tale on how Google works.
Sweetness and Lightning: Cute Food Porn (No association to "Sausage Party")
Orange: Protagonist's future self tries to prevent the "Endless Eight".
Tales of Zestiria the X: At least it's better than Sword Art Online.
Berserk: A test to tolerate 6 hours of directionless garbage. Better than the ACT, but still.
Days: The soccer version of "Haikyuu!!!"
Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan: A more comedic version of "Mob Psycho 100"
Yuri!!! on Ice: The greatest and gayest of figure skating competitions. Did I mention it's GAY?
Drifters: Hellsing creator crossovers "Rick and Morty" with "Jojo: Stardust Crusaders". Couldn't ask for more.
Keijo!!!!!!!!: Asses and boobies can be weaponized! Fanservice aside, surprising diversity for women, shape and build.
All Out!!: A Harambe joke can't help me in liking rugby.
Bloodivores: Dear China, don't Disney/Pixar with Japan ever again.
Izetta - The Last Witch: Princess loves a gun riding witch that fights nazis. No kissing, though.
Nanbaka: 'Deadman Wonderland', except it doesn't SUCK!
Flip Flappers: A cute lesbian version of The Beatles' film "Yellow Submarine". No kissing, though.
To Be Hero: A South Park knock off anyone could care less about.
Sound Euphonium! Season 2: The gay speaks louder than the sound of music. No kissing, though.
AJIN Season 2: I am surprised they are still pulling this off well.
