Self aware Tim is going to hack into another universe's earth internet just to pester us about fandom and game theories and unwittingly kink shame (praise?) us. God save us all if he finds the secret Tumblr blogs. An online stalker that you can't block or find or reach.
— Silly Reader
Kink praising is his kink !
After all, you're his everything. Why would he shame you for who you are? Why would you shame yourself?
Sorry, is he being too nosey again? It isn't his fault per say. He's cut his patrols just a little and now he has some extra time to (stalk) talk with you! He just wants to know everything.
He's a curious guy. And he loves pleasing his partners! He's really the perfect choice. He promises.
Now what do you prefer in a partner?
I mean, the both of you can get over the whole 'he's not real in your universe' thing, together. Obviously he is real. He's (stalking-obsessed, no, shit .ᐟ) interested in you. He has hacked through multidimensional wavelengths for you.
Why can't you just give him a little bit more? He's given you everything. He has been your entertainment. Now it's time for you to be his... but like in a cutesy romcom way! You do like those... don't you? (He's totally not noting that down for later.)
And Tumblr.com. It's his new favorite website because you are on it!
Who says he didn't hack into this account and respond to this ask just for you? Guess you'll never know. And a little birdie definitely will not !!! tell you.
