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srsly; you’d figure those cans of sloppy joe mix would go like hotcakes - shelf-stable, flavorful meat that’s easily heated over a fire is a perfect pantry item for impending disasters, but ppl turn their noses up at it? idk. the nuts section was barely touched, too! people barely touched sports drinks until publix started stacking pallets in obvious, eye-catching places and had associates recommend it while they’re out of water/ice/etc.

(SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): It’s a shame that you can’t learn from Marty’s example Nixon.  (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): Wanna do me a favor? Main event the biggest show of the year, get yourself a six star rating, then come back to me. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): Maybe such success would humble you, you’re making a grave mistake insulting a man of my calibre after all. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): The rainmaker has a flaw, one that I’m going to take full advantage of this time around. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): For the record that did sound bitchy. You're a bitch.

“Hawaiian is a look, not many can pull off. Don’t sound so surprised, you know how many attires I can rock in.”

                  “I’m just full of surprises.” Hand gently places itself down on her leg, softly squeezing it as his eyes looked upwards to her. “Forget about that dick, and ride mine.” Smirk already covering his features, as Kenny presented an offer he knew she couldn’t refuse.

(SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Sorry punk, your name is right next to your moms in my contacts. Accidents happen though, you're a prime example of that. (SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Figured you can at least see what a real dick looks now, eh little man? (SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Bleach that hair of yours too, you’re giving the male gender a bad reputation.

Being helped up, his hand instantly holds onto his stomach. He’s probably got internal bleeding, the stubborn nature of the male isn’t really going to let him believe he’s hurt however. “Fuck kid, you came right in the nick of time. Fancy seeing you around here.” A moment of pause, as he spits out a tooth catching it with his free hard. “Know a good dentist or something?” Holding up the tooth to the younger male’s view. “Ah I let them get a good punch or two in, only fair. Didn’t really catch the guy’s name, something about his girlfriend and my mouth. Mother always said, I had an issue with people who don’t share.”