#-texts

(SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): It’s a shame that you can’t learn from Marty’s example Nixon.  (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): Wanna do me a favor? Main event the biggest show of the year, get yourself a six star rating, then come back to me. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): Maybe such success would humble you, you’re making a grave mistake insulting a man of my calibre after all. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): The rainmaker has a flaw, one that I’m going to take full advantage of this time around. (SMS – SHEEP SHAGGER – SENT): For the record that did sound bitchy. You're a bitch.

(SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Sorry punk, your name is right next to your moms in my contacts. Accidents happen though, you're a prime example of that. (SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Figured you can at least see what a real dick looks now, eh little man? (SMS – PRODIGAL JACKASS – SENT): Bleach that hair of yours too, you’re giving the male gender a bad reputation.

(SMS – CHILD CHAMPION – SENT): Fucking hell. (SMS – CHILD CHAMPION – SENT): Damn fucking right it’s a wrong number  (SMS – CHILD CHAMPION – SENT): Sorry champ, probably ruined your youth having to see that. (SMS – CHILD CHAMPION – SENT): Well, we all gotta grow up eventually.

(SMS – AMBROSE – SENT): How can one man be so salty? (SMS – AMBROSE – SENT): That wasn’t for you btw, but eh. Happy accident? Now you see what a real dick looks like. (SMS – AMBROSE – SENT): Admit it, you like what you see. Who wouldn’t right? Even Blue would dig my dick.

(SMS – LERAE – SENT): I was thinking the Lion King, instantly that means I’m in your good books right? (SMS – LERAE – SENT): Not like a face like this, couldn’t be in your good books anyways. (SMS – LERAE – SENT): Isn’t popcorn enough for you? Never took you for being so high maintenance Candice. Colour me surprised.

‹ sms. cripple. sent › So we’re pretending what happened on New Years, never happened? ‹ sms. cripple. sent › Color me surprised, I didn’t take you for being a cold mother fucker.   ‹ sms. cripple. sent › I kinda like you like this though, reminds me of the prince. 

(SMS – SENT): Took her back to my hotel room. (SMS – SENT): Didn’t spend any of that time sleeping either. (SMS – SENT): Does that answer your question?