Yarn is cheaper than bail.

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

Earl by Louis Jenkins

This is an adorable thing that cardinal couples do. Most birds only feed their young this way but cardinals feed their mates as part of their bonding rituals.

what if we all explode

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

Say it.

DO NOT REPOST!!!

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

furthest we've ever been

Something I enjoy about Martha Wells writing and the Murderbot books is how often she plays with the way very close 1st Person narration can hide the physical reality of the character. Murderbot just spent three pages telling me about its very level headed ideas and then it cuts to and anyway the whole time I've been thinking about that I've been silently curled up on the floor like a dog while everyone politely waited for me to be done.

Ring of fire

this platform sure is decayed