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screamingsquamousthings

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

screamingsquamousthings

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

gasteracanthacancriformis

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

gasteracanthacancriformis

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

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emeraldwhale

kleefkruid

professionalchaoticdumbass

possumsblossom

beckoningforest

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

quillwombat

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed.

so small.

helila

turns sound on

the sound:

dooplissss

murderbot is an unreliable narrator not in that its going to lie to you and obscure facts but in that its just simply not going to tell you important details. wont tell you about massively critical plot points until later like oh yeah i forgot to tell you about this or describes the world like 'the thing was kinda purple idk anyway'. beloved could you be more vague

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phantomrose96

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

phantomrose96

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

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natahjikio

#transmigrated scheming couple

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mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

mephostophilis

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

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biorust-art

Will you stay? Down on your knees? Or will you bite the hands that feeds-- --

I've had Murderbot on the mind, so naturally when the early 2000s rock comes on... I'm having a good time.

[Image Description: A drawing of Murderbot from The Murderbot Diaries. The piece is a high contrast eye-strain with many layers. Murderbot kneels, being yanked forward by the throat with cyan barbed wire. The wire wraps around its face, partially gagging it and it bares its teeth in pain and anger. Murderbot's person form red with bright red lines and its armor is overlayed in orange with blue lines. Blood is pouring down its mouth to the bottom of the canvas. Overtop and behind Murderbot are images of animal jaws, including a: wolf, jaguar, barracuda, crocodile, gorilla, killer whale, and fox. The images are monochrome orange and obscure its eyes and parts of its armor, where a logo might be. All around Murderbot are blue hands, reaching kindly out to it, they are a gradient of light blue to cyan. Over top it all are the lyrics to a Nine Inch Nails song; Bite The Hand That Feeds, in bright white with a yellow to cyan shift under it. END ID]

chaotic-archaeologist

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

chaotic-archaeologist

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

chaotic-archaeologist

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

arospacecase-moved

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

chaotic-archaeologist

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

chaotic-archaeologist

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

chaotic-archaeologist

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

thesadboisguidetolife

Hows this?

chaotic-archaeologist

Perfect

identifying-cars-in-posts

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

camaraderierhinoceros

I love it here.

delgrosso

A platitude?

delgrosso

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

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themirokai

@yeah-thats-probably-it this could not just be a tag

emily-e-draws

yeah. yeah

capitanpoops

oh no he's hot

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)