#*tvae

    television aesthetics: Black Sails “A story is true. A story is untrue. As time extends it matters less and less. The stories we want to believe... those are the ones that survive.”

    television aesthetics: Friends “Judge all you want to but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, lives in a box!”

    television aesthetics: Misfits “We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes, and shag each other’s brains out. We are designed to party… We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!”

    television aesthetics: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency “It seems like a bunch of unconnected, spontaneous and unlikely coincidences, but it's not, right? Everything is actually connected!”

    television aesthetics: iZombie “Life’s short and then you die. And then… then you have to make some decisions, you can skulk around, lamenting all that you’ve lost, try to keep yourself numb and isolated or you can embrace who you are.”

    television aesthetics: The Office “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”

    television aesthetics: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia “Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.”

    television aesthetics: Veronica Mars “I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I’m sure I don’t. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I’m sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she’s a marshmallow.”